Tweets for 2012-10-02

@nikki Inject one with laxatives as a trap and put a sign on it saying "Don't Eat" in reply to nikki ->
@syn And…there's my desire for a Trek Uniform re-awakened. Again. in reply to syn ->
@rebeccasbrain That's the worst 🙁 I did that when I fell down some stairs in reply to rebeccasbrain ->
Mum: "I should put something around my neck." Me: "Round your neck?" Mum: "HAHAHAH A NOOSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" ->
My mother and I, folks. Comedy double act specialising in slightly surreal morbid humour. ->
@kipoti If they don't say anything, it's their new name. in reply to kipoti ->
@eoincmacken Craving a brie and grape sandwich now. :/ in reply to eoincmacken ->
@auntyel Surprise is only good when it's either cheese or ice cream. in reply to auntyel ->