Last night I was wondering why the KFC fries weren’t vegetarian and it turns out they get cooked in the same oil as the popcorn chicken, which was fine in my case because of the bishops’ conference of England and Wales but sucks for people who actually avoid meat properly.

Lot of companies with an app and a website really overestimating my adoption of that new-fangled smartphone technology when they make a thing app only.

I wish Bat was still here #BatsForBat

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I only get regular reports on the smog and haze in Malaysia because they get posted in the family group chat by my relatives who live there.

I’m generally not feeling what seems to be a new London Film Festival font but I particularly dislike the R because, obviously, that is the letter my name starts with and it has a terrible pokey bit on it that none of the other letters I’ve seen so far do.

Once again baffled that @esa.int doesn’t seem to link to their shop on their website (not even a lil shopping bag icon next to the social media ones) when they consistently have cool space merch which currently has cute Pikachu astronaut stuff.

https://shop.esa.int/collections/esa-x-pokemon-collection

The ICA is 100% my least favourite festival venue because why doesn’t everyone just fill each row starting from the furthest from the aisle. I step on so many feet/belongings as I squeeze past

I suppose at least I’m not imagining the night time roadworks sounds

I love a seaside holiday for my birthday and obvs always visit the lifeboat station to have a look and buy something from the little shop and I was recently complimented on my RNLI socks that I got on my last visit so big recommendation.

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Mum’s asking me about a flag one of her neighbours has hung up outside their house.

“It’s got a skulls”

“Do you mean the pirate flag?”

“No, it has crossed under the skull” [crosses her arms in front of her face]

“Do you mean the pirate flag on international talk like a pirate day?”

“…”