Papists have to adhere to the authority of the Papacy, otherwise they’re just sparkling idolators.

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In World Cup news, I have successfully talked my Mum through filling out the next stage in her wallchart.

The kinetic watch I wear everyday, even though I don’t usually move enough for it to keep good time, is about 55 years old – 13 years older than I am.

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Today I am wearing a shirt that I got at the Reading Festival when I was a teenager about 25 years ago and teenage me was a genius with amazing taste.

(I will not be ironing it today)

Dad: The Doors
Mum: Richard Clayderman – both on the record player and literally on the piano herself

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I don’t understand why having rescheduled an appointment that was due to happen on last Wednesday to this coming Wednesday and told that I can only do Tuesday or Wednesday, the plumber is trying to change the appointment to tomorrow.

I’ve always gone about my life without a smartphone so I have to memorise maps and directions before I go out (unless I print them or bring my pocket A to Z) and it boggles my work colleagues who depend on Google maps or whatever.

It’s similar – I can do it because I have to and practice.

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After a whole host of unwanted excitement taking Mum to A&E last week and her having her burst appendix whipped out, she is now well enough to watch The Football. The wallchart I printed for her does unfortunately remain too tricksy for her to fill in, so I expect that will be my job at some point

Explain your @

In the late 90s, I watched a TV show called Lexx and adapted the name of a villain.

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I have been herdivineshadow online for at least 7 years longer than I’ve had any accounts with my legal first and last names.