Tweets for 2014-09-08

@newloveletter YES YES YOU WILL in reply to newloveletter ->
It's a bit odd to be able to find 2 lighters before you can put your hands on a usb stick when you don't even smoke. ->
I bought a 10-pack of disposable lighters about 11 years ago for Â£1. That is pretty much where all these lighters are coming from. ->
RT @_Cogs: Proof there is no god: A true supreme being would have designed horses as a floating ball devoid of features for my convenience. ->
@Hello_Tailor Paddington Visits Night Vale in reply to Hello_Tailor ->
Misread a thing as "monkey laundering" ->
@piratemoggy YES I DO. WHAT LUCK in reply to piratemoggy ->
@Kavey it isssss tomorrow we are going to get cut price mooncake in reply to Kavey ->
RT @Alawston: OK, this time the baby HAS to be ginger. ->
@tambourine ASPIC in reply to tambourine ->
@Jook "People wot like purple" in reply to Jook ->
@danocdj Lunar Festival? in reply to danocdj ->