Tweets for 2015-05-11

RT @blissfuIfiction: british people trying to tell american people what a "cheeky nandos" means is the funniest thing ever http://t.co/zJ8Râ€¦ ->
RT @Longshanks1307: Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords seems increasingly appealing as a basis for a system of government. ->
YOU KNOW how the other day I mentioned I had 3 copies of @ememess's Only Forward cos of a gravity incident in my room? WELL. ->
TURNS OUT I might need another copy. Is there a critical mass of books you can reach where they create some kind of singularity? in reply to herdivineshadow ->
@TopazAzurite ahhhhhahaha why is teleportation not a thing yet? in reply to TopazAzurite ->
@TopazAzurite i am on pilgrimage then still I think so no 🙁 in reply to TopazAzurite ->
@TopazAzurite If it helps, I imagine you pronouncing it the german way in reply to TopazAzurite ->
@TopazAzurite *whispers* I am not really into their music. WOT IF just at some point we pick a place in between to visit? in reply to TopazAzurite ->
@TopazAzurite @mstorijo hahah IKR in reply to TopazAzurite ->
@TopazAzurite haha well uhhh I dunno? HMMMMMMM you know what. I want to go visit Strawberry Hill in reply to TopazAzurite ->
@TopazAzurite WELL it is like a gothic mansion that is next to my uni but only opened to the public AFTER I GRADUATED http://t.co/u11LjdLMZM in reply to TopazAzurite ->
@TopazAzurite IKR in reply to TopazAzurite ->