Tweets for 2017-05-28
May 29, 2017
- RT @SwiftOnSecurity: @DrJenGunter [Saturday Night Public Service Announcement]
Gwyneth Paltrow is Almost Literally Satan Incarnate
https://… -> - RT @McKelvie: Remember in the 90s to get online you had to murder a robot each time, and it would scream and scream until its death powered… ->
- Have once again been instructed not to let it rain ->
- @adjaruli ok this isn't bears but like stil https://t.co/dvjl8caIRL ->
- RT @SecondLie: PRO TIP: Don't use facelights. Go organic. Mash fireflies and phosphorescent jellyfish all over your face for a natural glow. ->
- @adjaruli @Jose_Arrogantio I WILL TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR tho I do not know what this racing stuff is about really in reply to adjaruli ->
- @adjaruli @Jose_Arrogantio well some dude called Howard is 36 and apparently from England originally in reply to adjaruli ->
- @adjaruli uh yr boy alonso is goin really fast. in reply to adjaruli ->
- @adjaruli also this rossi chappy is in the front maybe in reply to adjaruli ->
- @adjaruli @Jose_Arrogantio the cars are making really excellent NYAMMMMMMMMMMMMM noises in reply to adjaruli ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli chevy has some kind of bank holiday sale goin on in reply to Jose_Arrogantio ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli is he in front now? I think he is in front again in reply to Jose_Arrogantio ->
- @adjaruli O_O some people crashed ->
- @adjaruli i think they are both ok, but now I have to eat a bacon sandwich in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @adjaruli @Jose_Arrogantio one is a fellow called Scott Dixon in reply to adjaruli ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli his car got turned into a canoe O_O in reply to Jose_Arrogantio ->
- @adjaruli @Jose_Arrogantio they are racing again & yr boy Alonso was in front but now Rossi is in reply to adjaruli ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli another dude went off and mashed the front of his car – Connor Daly in reply to Jose_Arrogantio ->
- @adjaruli @Jose_Arrogantio he sounds really disappointed on his radio. Also some English lad is off too in reply to adjaruli ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli how long does the safety car go round with them? in reply to Jose_Arrogantio ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli ok now why are the commentators on this stream making grunting noises? in reply to Jose_Arrogantio ->
- @adjaruli @Jose_Arrogantio Hunter-Reay is in front now and no idea who he is. in reply to adjaruli ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli I am also baffled how a piece of car just landed out of the sky on the track in reply to Jose_Arrogantio ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli Also, who are we psychically willing to win? in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @JamesHunt yes. tesco has a CRACKING rhubarb and custard one in reply to JamesHunt ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli I like Castroneves' name (he is also first Hazel) in reply to Jose_Arrogantio ->
- 200 seems like a lot of laps ->
- RT @kylebuchanan: After what happened with THE CIRCLE, this Palme d'Or for THE SQUARE reps a significant cinematic comeback for shapes #Can… ->
- @tambourine I like when no one with loud food is near me in reply to tambourine ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli Lazier crashed :/ in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli what's up with Karam stopping? in reply to Jose_Arrogantio ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli Ooooh Alonso is in front again. in reply to Jose_Arrogantio ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli And that Hunter-Reay fellow's car has smoke coming out of it in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli Kimball first, Alonso 12th and some dude's front wing fell off. A lot of things fallin off cars here in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli Rest of twitter says it was a bad restart? Cheese is a good idea in reply to Jose_Arrogantio ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli Alonso is 9th! Chilton is first! What is this milk business that Indy 500 twitter is tal… https://t.co/6MtTPbWwvc in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli Oooh. I could go for that. in reply to Jose_Arrogantio ->
- @tambourine I feel like yr terrible fanfiction ideas would be better than any of his ideas in reply to tambourine ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli I also like the flowers next to the track in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli Veach has….stopped? Kimball's engine is smokin. ALSO I feel like I would be fallin asl… https://t.co/tLIxNtDIYR in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- RT @SeanMcElwee: 1. nationalize gofundme
2. create gofundme campaigns for everyone
3. automatically deduct gofundme contributions from ever… -> - @sebpatrick also lots of cars seemed to have smoke coming out of them or just bits falling off in reply to sebpatrick ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli Alonso's car is smokin! in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @adjaruli WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CRASHINGS? Power is out in reply to adjaruli ->
- @adjaruli also maybe a bunch of other dudes? in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @adjaruli @Jose_Arrogantio It's getting v exciting. Sato is in front now! ->
- @adjaruli @Jose_Arrogantio SATO WON. He sound terribly excited on his radio in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @adjaruli @Jose_Arrogantio It was exciting! There were really cracking petunias! Things fell off cars! I only knew who one dude was! in reply to adjaruli ->
- RT @tef_ebooks: it turns out the two hardest problems in computer science are paying women the same amount of money and showing posts in ch… ->
- Dave Hause – Dirty Fucker https://t.co/0v2jXgebUy ->
- ANYWAY Dave Hause's "Shaky Jesus" is also a delight, particular for having the first line of the Sanctus in there ->
- @tambourine omg. @adjaruli it has Seb Stan the race car driver in reply to tambourine ->
- @adjaruli @tambourine https://t.co/Xi5l6YgvFd in reply to adjaruli ->
- @adjaruli @tambourine furthermore: https://t.co/sZHUWjQbUq in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @adjaruli @tambourine I AM GOING TO FIGURE OUT WHY MY PHOTO EDITING SOFTWARE DOESN'T DO GIFS AND THEN and THENNNNN in reply to adjaruli ->
