Tweets for 2018-02-20

RT @Hello_Tailor: rewatching Jupiter Ascending for a work thing, and craving a 3.5-hour director's cut with all the lore Warner Bros. clearâ€¦ ->
RT @stevevsninjas: When cornered, the optometrist startles predators by delivering a small puff of air to their eye. ->
RT @sannewman: Obviously Brexit will not plunge Britain into a Mad Max dystopia. It will plunge Britain into a Mad Max dystopia where it alâ€¦ ->
RT @bechillcomedian: ✔ Using tablets
✔ Writing in emojis
✔ Obsessed with cats

You call them millenials.

I call them Ancient Egyptians. ->
RT @thenatewolf: HUMAN BODY: I can grow a fully formed human baby in like 9 months. I'm talking brain, functioning respiratory system, eyebâ€¦ ->