Tweets for 2019-08-11

RT @jpbrammer: I am CRYING laughing at this like imagine being a fish and minding your own business but humans fucked up the world so bad tâ€¦ ->
It turns out that in today's Gospel, Jesus basically says "with great power comes great responsibility" ->
Also turns out our priest didn't know Thursday was a holy day of obligation but otoh I remembered to wish my cousins happy Eid in reply to herdivineshadow ->
RT @tweetsbyrocket: jesus: i can turn water into wine
professor x: sounds great for parties but not sure we need th-

security guard: [droâ€¦ ->
RT @delaneykingrox: Macbeth: Is this a dagger I see before me?
DM: Roll for perception. ->
RT @mutablejoe: when I was telling people the Illuminati was behind the cancelling of Bonekickers you all just laughed, well who's laughingâ€¦ ->
RT @smitajamdar: What reading a web page used to be like:
*find page; read page*
What itâ€™s like now:
*find page; accept cookies; decline nâ€¦ ->