Tweets for 2014-03-16

@piratemoggy Did I eat yr share of food and you had my share of booze? in reply to piratemoggy ->
@piratemoggy Clearly we are not quantumly entangled enough for the offset to work in reply to piratemoggy ->
@newloveletter …what. He expected you to diss your own mum? Over a tattoo? Whut? in reply to newloveletter ->
@Hello_Tailor Snow White & the Huntsman was less disappointing than I expected but I ignored all the male characters while watching. in reply to Hello_Tailor ->
As cool as leaving the planet would be, I don't think I want to do all the astronaut stuff ->
@newloveletter …like.. wow. Did he just not think that insulting your mum would not be offensive to you or something? in reply to newloveletter ->
@newloveletter He thought you were…dressed for work, at work? Your boss? WEIRD in reply to newloveletter ->
@ianloring He could still do that on Earth and it would be cheaper in reply to ianloring ->
@newloveletter Are you emotionally compromised? in reply to newloveletter ->