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Tweets for 2020-06-29

  • What I want is for this mosquito bite to get to the "oh you have a horrible bruise" stage rather than still being on the omgITCHY stage 😠 ->
  • @NicolaFry1980 @sebpatrick Ugh Neal McDonough is forever "that one dude from First Contact" for me but every time I… https://t.co/wqlS4B3vWU in reply to NicolaFry1980 ->
  • RT @janwoerner: An #asteroid impact is a natural disaster we might be able to avoid, if we see one coming soon enough. @UNOOSA Internationa… ->
  • RT @jxeker: leaving the house in 2019: keys, phone, card, vape

    leaving the house in 2020: keys, phone, card, vape, face mask, hand sanitis… ->

  • Although like… I was already leaving the house with keys, phone, card, hand sanitiser, latex gloves and holy water before so… ->
  • tbh holy salt would probably be easier in reply to herdivineshadow ->
  • RT @scullyxf: hearing scully say “mulder it’s me” gives me instant serotonin ->

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