Tweets for 2022-01-05

@HSouthwellFE I was going to say FE teams as sandwiches, but I did doughnuts last year – maybe I could do this one myself in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
@adjaruli Doesn't he have grey eyes? in reply to adjaruli ->
I understand the seat picking algorithm for my local cinema's tickets is probably optimised for best viewing seat bâ€¦ https://t.co/sHIDVuzhEk ->
@adjaruli Blame imaginary pet ferret in reply to adjaruli ->
@indiescribe Going to attempt to see the matrix tomorrow, so my plan is to wait until 20 mins before it starts andâ€¦ https://t.co/C8tTxABmwc in reply to indiescribe ->
@adjaruli ahhhhhh excited in reply to adjaruli ->
RT @Matt_Abernathy: Scientist: hey you're back early
Diver: ocean's haunted

Scientist: what?

Diver: *loading a pistol and getting back iâ€¦ ->