December 14, 2012 – tweet tweet

Watched 66 films so far this year, in comparison to last year's 52. Difference pretty much down to the London Film Festival ->
Mum said that I looked like Lady Godiva this morning. Pointed out I wasn't naked on a horse, merely languishing on the sofa in my PJs ->
She's gone to the shops now though. And is attempting to buy 2000AD for me. Not sure how likely I'll be getting it… ->
@Mruff221 UK Government's given the OK for fracking here again 🙁 in reply to Mruff221 ->
@JamesHunt It goes with the rest of his outfit and brings out the feral killer in his eyes. in reply to JamesHunt ->
@ladderax_1 …why was she looking at your rear? The polite thing would have been for her to AVERT HER DAMN EYES. in reply to ladderax_1 ->
@petitmew It's like he's verbally tweeting 😀 in reply to petitmew ->
@auntyel @BritComAwards It's a little… unusual 🙂 in reply to auntyel ->
@auntyel Your hair looks really good in all of these photos. 😀 in reply to auntyel ->
@ladderax_1 And even if she was irresistibly drawn to your bum cleavage, it's not cricket to mention it to someone other than the butt owner in reply to ladderax_1 ->
@ladderax_1 It is "rude behaviour" to ogle someone's ass! I bet she has a sub-par rear and envies yours. Even though I have seen neither. in reply to ladderax_1 ->