Tweets for 2014-02-28
- Mum: "When you go to the post office, get me a pepper. Green or red or whatever you like." Me: "…I don't like peppers?" ->
- there's vimto candy floss!! ->
- RT @AlexStone7: Utter genius. Thnx Matt. "Schalke's Head of PR responds to newspaper whose article said Hitler was a fan. http://t.co/Af6KI… ->
- RT @understood: Calling @myriadofsins to the table. RT @SciencePorn: Science has gone too far http://t.co/yMCYNx2tc8 ->
- Mum's fallen asleep AGAIN attempting to watch House of Cards episode 8. Is this a really boring episode? ->
- @PiratesBlend Is there a UK release date for Martel on the horizon yet? ->
- RT @Betfairpoker: A girl passes you a note. The teacher demands you read it aloud. It's a mixture of Latin & hieroglyphs. You end up workin… ->
- @nikki You're getting dangerously close to being able to open a small zoo… in reply to nikki ->
- RT @tetley_teafolk: It’s Friday teafanatics! Which means that there’s free tea & a mug up for grabs! Follow & RT before 5pm to enter our gi… ->
- RT @McKelvie: If there was a “Fake Surprised Reaction Of The Person Sitting In Your Reserved Train Seat†Olympic event Britain would win go… ->
- @McKelvie We do excel at the sitting down sports in reply to McKelvie ->
- RT @MATcomics: This is parked outside! Sweeeeeet. #Avengers #Airbrush http://t.co/GvrKpW9d33 ->
- RT @MATcomics: Other side view #Avengers http://t.co/GXmLAzX6XZ ->
- RT @Me_Marina: London’s top ten rude roads via @TimeOutLondon 's blog http://t.co/qVL3BxPGQy http://t.co/38b17VZSZc ->
- @MissPotkin a musketeer in reply to MissPotkin ->
- RT @bbceurovision: OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: @scott_mills will premiere our UK act and song in a Red Button, iPlayer exclusive next Monday at … ->
- EUROVISION. I AM SO EXCITED ->
- Our energy supplier had like £350 credit on our account a while back & took a lot of poking to get it back. ->
- In the end, it took cancelling a direct debit and telling them we wouldn't pay them till they gave us the money back ->
- 'cos really, using your energy supplier as a bank? really doesn't give very much interest. ->
- How can Farage do a deal with the devil if he doesn't have a soul? ->
- @DarrenGoldsmith I really didn't understand why they wouldn't use the credit in the account against new bills, but just direct debit them in reply to DarrenGoldsmith ->
- @teh_nos HE CAN'T. THAT WOULD REQUIRE HAVING A SOUL #ukip #nicecleanfascists in reply to teh_nos ->
- @teh_nos NOT MINE. I'm a half-foreign type, I'm immune in reply to teh_nos ->
- @DarrenGoldsmith "Will you give us interest if you keep it?" "Uh… no." "WELL THEN" in reply to DarrenGoldsmith ->
- RT @AgentM: My email wasn't working. Rad IT guy came in, had me type (no lie) "Ultron" in some places and now it works. WHAT. ->
- @villainny I wonder about that and the poor choice that trousers as regular wear make because of this in reply to villainny ->
- RT @TfLOfficial: 6 ways to Greenwich on public transport: Tube,rail,bus,river. Name 2 more for chance to win #Thor DVD. Answers: metrocompe… ->
- @smartmatt Really I'd be spending the money on duck and lobster and cake. in reply to smartmatt ->
- RT @olivia_solon: Horse squirrel feeder? Shut up and take my money. I don't care that I don't have a garden: http://t.co/dP44IgiJqp ->
- @piratemoggy I think I need to see it. And then watch Snow White & the Huntsman again in reply to piratemoggy ->
- @Hello_Tailor YAY in reply to Hello_Tailor ->
- @cjlines Did you do the thing where you order when you're not hungry and think very hard about being hungry before it arrives? in reply to cjlines ->
- brussel sprout rice is so amaze you guys ->
- RT @Hello_Tailor: Oh god Hugh Dancy is doing a Reddit AMA. http://t.co/dD4nucWai4 @mldavies @cthonical ->
- So. The whole velvet nails thing is perhaps the most time-consuming nail thing I have ever done ->
- On the other hand, my nails have the same kind of texture as a Sylvanian families creature…so… ->
- @mstorijo PIGGIES in reply to mstorijo ->
- RT @LearnXDGerman: ''Es ist heiß hier drin!''… ''Entschuldigung, soll ich lieber gehen?'' = ''It's hot in here!''… ''Sorry, should I le… ->