Tweets for 2015-08-21
- Mum: "I bought the scotch eggs and then I realised SHARKS meat." Me: "Shark is a fish, that's still okay… OH you mean it's MEAT." ->
- LRT re my mum remembering I don't eat meat on Fridays ->
- @ErisLovesMovies h e l p http://t.co/DnWK84B5ph ->
- @ErisLovesMovies u are way more productive than me. All I've done is think about how Henry Cavill unbuttons his shirt more the drunker he is in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
- @ErisLovesMovies factual thoughts! Cavill's drunkface is great in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
- @ErisLovesMovies WELL I am watching a late 90s Kurt Russell film but I am thinking about drunkface Cavill fanphotos in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
- RT @LaurenDeStefano: Me: *buys orange nail polish and Halloween decorations*
August: I'm not over for another we–
Me: NOBODY ASKED YOU, YO… ->