March 11, 2016 – tweet tweet

@daniel_barker a whole load of rinsing in COLD COLD water, then gently lather a bit of soap into it, rinse with more cold water and THEN… in reply to daniel_barker ->
@daniel_barker …shove it in the washing machine with a bit of that vanish stuff in the pink tub (following whatever instructions on tub) in reply to herdivineshadow ->
@daniel_barker One time I got on the train to Hemel when I meant to go to Euston in reply to daniel_barker ->
@daniel_barker WHAT about getting on a train to Crewe instead of Birmingham? in reply to daniel_barker ->
@daniel_barker Crewe train arrived at the platform before the Birmingham one and I wasn't paying attention. in reply to daniel_barker ->
@daniel_barker I miss Birmingham. It has a chocolate factory & I lived in the same road as a zoo that red pandas escaped from in reply to daniel_barker ->
@daniel_barker also, a lot of really great baltis AND no one suspects anything when you take a durian home on the bus in reply to daniel_barker ->