Tweets for 2016-08-20
- RT @jephjacques: If you live in Midsomer you have a 1 in 3 chance of being murdered because your uncle is really your grandfather and also… ->
- @newloveletter I saw that and was so happy that they met in reply to newloveletter ->
- RT @SciencePunk: “Arriving In Her Mentions Column†by Berthold Woltze, 1874 https://t.co/aF492p6MVw ->
- @sebpatrick I should actually go to the Five Guys near me I guess in reply to sebpatrick ->
- My auntie just asked if Sauron was Jesus ->
- RT @jeffnoon: There is too much moonlight. For the first time ever, all the details of the night are on show. I never knew there were so ma… ->
Tweets for 2016-08-19
- The thing about normally wearing flat shoes is that when I wear heels I wonder if my knees are bending the wrong way ->
- I mean, it's possible, because my fingers are double jointed and my elbows do the same sort of thing ->
- WHERE IS SOMEONE WHO CAN PUT ON MEDIUM SIZED HEELS SO I CAN COMPARE OUR KNEES? ->
- I guess I am just going to have to google for pictures, I cannot believe none of you are dashing over here to wear shoes ->
- @sebpatrick I only have cheese on toasted hot cross buns tho in reply to sebpatrick ->
- @adjaruli I am excited that you are doing this! in reply to adjaruli ->
- I guess wondering about the potential double-jointedness of my knees is better than thinking about a funeral I'm missing to go to a wedding ->
- Obviously, funerals are more of a last minute arrangement, as it were in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- Both feel pretty weird tbh in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- BUT ANYWAY I am going to focus on the fact that I've not noticed that my knees are probably a bit double-jointed for the last 30+ years ->
- RT @katbrown: Luckily, I am – wait for it – OUTSTANDING IN MY OWN FIELD https://t.co/nwzGwXBonF ->
- RT @theirishfor: The Irish word 'duarcán' means a wet blanket/killjoy/funslayer/craic vortex/"banter sponge"/joie-de-vivre solvent/mirth er… ->
- @growlery I basically just applied for one thing at a time until I got something, luckily I live with my mum in reply to growlery ->
- @growlery if you have not already started watching it, watch it! it was fairly relaxing to watch the other day for me in reply to growlery ->
Tweets for 2016-08-18
- today i very nearly bought bear socks ->
- @daniel_barker I feel like that film The Bronze is relevant here in reply to daniel_barker ->
- RT @edyong209: I want a pentathlon where the 5 sports are randomly drawn from all Olympic sports & announced right before starting https://… ->
- @adjaruli BEARS https://t.co/bc34jLEbwk ->
Tweets for 2016-08-17
- @ErisLovesMovies ahhhh https://t.co/Cw7z0qwati ->
- RT @Ondeejeune: "A real comment I received on an essay shout out to my professor for proving academics, too, can be fuckboys" https://t.co/… ->
Tweets for 2016-08-16
- RT @HarbordCBC: Quit now. It's never going to get better than this headline and lede. https://t.co/vOUhGQPjy8 ->
- @splash_of_blue O_O in reply to splash_of_blue ->
- RT @CaptainAmerica: Ready for launch! https://t.co/WaF3gbwH2V ->
- RT @pauleggleston: Hey, I've just anaesthetised a grizzly
And this is crazy
But here's my numb bear
So call me maybe ->
Tweets for 2016-08-15
- RT @fandoms_teapot: The number of ebooks I have purchased, because that is how you acquire books, and then pirated, so I could actually rea… ->
- @adjaruli What are your feelings about Star Trek? in reply to adjaruli ->
- Londo doing the hokey cokey 5eva ->
- RT @actioncookbook: the most baffling aspect of the Information Age is "people who share your name but don't understand what their email ad… ->
- RT @yourturnheather: I LOVE CAPTAIN AMERICA'S DOG https://t.co/TMxKnJklZT ->
- RT @FreeWillAstro: “I think every woman should have a blowtorch.†― Julia Child ->
- RT @ladymoonray: Happy #nineworlds moments: putting out the radio call for a volunteer to inflate two 80cm sharks. ->
- TIL there are websites for tracking cruise ships ->
Tweets for 2016-08-14
- RT @unfortunatalie: Techie trying to explain Github to a fandomer: "It's like AO3, but every draft of everything you've ever written is ava… ->
- RT @scottygb: This is the beautiful moment when a hen party crashed BBC Four's late-night Olympic coverage. https://t.co/urlBmFzzKA ->
- RT @danforthfrance: Fellas, don't tell a woman to smile. Make a woman smile. The old-fashioned way. Fall down a manhole. ->
- @Hello_Tailor or like, a FANTASTIC sign in reply to Hello_Tailor ->
- RT @SeanMcElwee: Twitter developed an effective anti-harassment tool in 2015, still hasn't rolled it out. https://t.co/2s9WzZNSUc https://t… ->
- RT @jenstatsky: Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps or does it just feel like he's at work ->
- @grrlinterrupted I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU omg in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
- RT @drop_of_indigo: I don't know who's running the #BBC's live #Olympics coverage online, but I like them. And yes, I'm imagining it. https… ->
- @HenryCavillOrg Forever enjoying that the number of undone buttons is a barometer for how many beers he's drunk in reply to HenryCavillOrg ->
- RT @mipsytipsy: "If you work real hard and don't ever give up, eventually dreams do come true."
unless it's CSS. if it's CSS just give up… -> - @ErisLovesMovies sometimes I misheard it as Team TB in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
Tweets for 2016-08-13
- @magpiewhale Congratulations! 😀 in reply to magpiewhale ->
- Have gone full Narnia ->
- RT @Hello_Tailor: if there's one thing i've learned from fanfic, it's that henley shirts are THE most seductive item of men's clothing, eve… ->
Tweets for 2016-08-12
- @adjaruli YOU KNOw maybe I will re-make my lost Stacker Pentecost playlist and that will be my summer one. HMM in reply to adjaruli ->
- @adjaruli although like…I still <3 my Winter Soldier playlist SO. in reply to adjaruli ->
- Watching the trampolining and wondering how I ever managed to do that stuff myself when I was younger ->
- WHAT WAS I THINKING? ->
- ok. maybe I was 5 or 6 years old when I did it first. BUT THEN WE DID IT AT SECONDARY SCHOOL TOO whhy ->
- This isn't that great a film but it has Keanu Reeves and Monica Bellucci kissing and I am here for that ->
- @adjaruli BEAR https://t.co/y0Pv6DWvQq ->