Tweets for 2016-09-17
- RT @fart: wow great deal on haunted toilets https://t.co/AyOBJGCli5 ->
- RT @Eurovision: The University of Malta has launched a course which studies Eurovision. Find out more: https://t.co/n7iiLB2Oyr https://t.co… ->
- RT @eoincmacken: My short #thegreenrabbitandtheicecreamgirl LA premiere @IrishScreen 24th Sept @niallmckay https://t.co/UNJysZyPX9
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- RIGHT. Sushi time. ->
- Unexpected bubble tea ftw ->
- RT @JustPlainTweets: There's a guy of the train knitting. His hands are tattooed variously but his knuckles say, I shit you not, "KNIT" and… ->
- @tambourine I want more Man from UNCLE films to go with all the delightful fic in reply to tambourine ->
- @tambourine I always feel like in this scenario, whoever gets to the last cake first should cut it in half to share in reply to tambourine ->
- RT @thenatewolf: Me: I smoke
*silence*
Me: I drink
*silence*
Me: I don't eat breakfast
Everyone: IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE D… ->
- RT @ferrisjabr: Mammal: I wish I could just pop out an egg. Childbirth is such an ordeal, you have no idea
Kiwi bird: [death stare] https:/… -> - @daniel_barker And now I have Electric Six's Germans in Mexico stuck in my head in reply to daniel_barker ->
Tweets for 2016-09-16
- RT @MagicRealismBot: A melancholy woman owns a pair of spectacles that give her complete understanding of the Paris Métro. ->
Tweets for 2016-09-14
- My ability to remember the entire work specials & soup menus is down to the fact I have to remember the last text message I sent to anyone ->
- (there are only 2 soups and 3-4 specials though) ->
- Is 12 years a long time to have the same phone? ->
- @tambourine Germany tho? in reply to tambourine ->
- @Oog My mum had a run of non-rising Yorkshires for a while and we figured in the end that the eggs weren't cold cold in reply to Oog ->
- @thelifeof_rose my phone is so old that it had the internet when I got it, but now WAP is obsolete in reply to thelifeof_rose ->
- @thelifeof_rose Sagem in reply to thelifeof_rose ->
- @thelifeof_rose haha no, got merged with some other company to become an aeronautics/defense/security company in reply to thelifeof_rose ->
- @Oog same. but my mum apparently changed her stance on that sometime in the last 4 years in reply to Oog ->
- @daniel_barker I basically gave up on ITV unless I could sit in front of an actual telly while the programme was airing in reply to daniel_barker ->
Tweets for 2016-09-13
- @daniel_barker I want to tell my mum this joke but she doesn't know what crossfit is 🙁 in reply to daniel_barker ->
- @daniel_barker that won't coincide with the concecration of our church tho. might have to time it to coincide with Good Friday instead in reply to daniel_barker ->
Tweets for 2016-09-12
- @magpiewhale WHAT but…I pre-ordered it the day after it came out in the cinema #CACW in reply to magpiewhale ->
- @kakapojayne they called in the Ghostbusters and it was no longer haunted in reply to kakapojayne ->
- RT @finkowska: Translation: production company gets greedy, will inevitably fuck this up on itv. Idiots. https://t.co/6DHDYvdB5q ->
- @tambourine :O in reply to tambourine ->
- In other news, I finally got some of the chocolate mooncake from the HILARIOUS catalogue that came with the regular mooncake ->
Tweets for 2016-09-11
- I find myself looking for an over 50s guided holiday to Japan ->
- In preparation for LFF, mum and I have seen two films in one day – Jason Bourne and Anthropoid. ->
- Mum likes Jason Bourne more than Anthropoid because the killing was more optimistic ->
- @JamesHunt no mention of Leamington, soz in reply to JamesHunt ->
- @JamesHunt We went because my mum wanted to see "that new film with the peaky blinders guy, I think it has Nazis" in reply to JamesHunt ->
Tweets for 2016-09-10
- @growlery AHHHH where is this pls? in reply to growlery ->
- @growlery this is an excellent plan in reply to growlery ->
- @newloveletter this is what I was thinking in reply to newloveletter ->
- Local library advertising ebooks has only reminded me to get some more mens' pyjamas ->
- @redrospective the tweet has a dude in pjs, reading an ebook while drinking tea with a plate of toast balanced on his chest in reply to redrospective ->
- RT @ThePCCLondon: VELVET GOLDMINE – only £1 for PCC Members – Spotlight: Women Cinematographers season! https://t.co/rLgnnQhxcb https://t.c… ->
Tweets for 2016-09-09
- Can't find my rosary book. Did somehow manage to find one from 1954 that I don't remember receiving tho ->
- RT @AXECOP: free bearsplosion photoshop brushes. Make your own bearsplosion! https://t.co/XFN9PiWyjb ->
- @bimadew Mistakenly heard that one in Darcy Lewis from Thor voice first in reply to bimadew ->
- @daniel_barker I am going to church in a bit and now this is what I will be thinking about while staring at Jesus' abs in reply to daniel_barker ->
- @daniel_barker it's better than thinking about how the shadows on Jesus' abs create an image of his face across his torso in reply to daniel_barker ->
- @daniel_barker that was a very awkward sentence. in reply to daniel_barker ->
Tweets for 2016-09-08
- wooooo got my #LFF tickets! ->
- RT @fairywiak: Zoe Saldana channels Prince for The Edit Magazine. https://t.co/xaqjfY96Zw ->