March 8, 2017 – tweet tweet

RT @RobWritesPulp: WIFE: What're you thinking about?
ME: Oh, nothing.

WIFE: C'mon, tell me.

ME: [detailed lecture on magnetic torpedo maâ€¦ ->
@grrlinterrupted does she have a how yo look after cats manual? in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
@tambourine <3 in reply to tambourine ->
3 weetabix + 1 banana + 1 tablespoon honey + 1 actimel + 1 glass milk = yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ->
@grrlinterrupted My mum really enjoyed Logan. in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
@charliesaidthat do the any of the Star Trek films featuring the Next Gen cast count? if so, ALL OF THEM. in reply to charliesaidthat ->
@charliesaidthat In First Contact, yes. in reply to charliesaidthat ->
@ErisLovesMovies I AM GOING ON A TOUR OF SOMEPLACE IN IRELAND with old people in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
@ErisLovesMovies I shall! in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
RT @bottest_takes: IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Killed a Man And It Cured My Anxiety ->