Tweets for 2017-05-30
- @Jook Pretty much, yeah. Mostly my face just feels weird before a storm in reply to Jook ->
- RT @BadAstronomer: DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF ALL PLANETS
Yeah folks. You want this. Holy crap. https://t.co/TSBusXJYX9 ->
- @Jook Maybe it's a sinuses thing! in reply to Jook ->
- RT @dannydyerbot: I'm Danny Dyer, and I'm about to meet Britain's most squeamish racists ->
- RT @lokabrenna: Hollywood should just outsource all its film ideas to Tumblr, TBH. https://t.co/6odsVmzhug ->
- RT @polytraveller: THE WHOLE PUB PATIO JUST ERUPTED IN SHOUTS AND CHEERS AS WE WATCHED A CROW VIOLENTLY ATTACK A DRONE ->
- RT @shsIIuck: i thought it was going to be a legitimate callout post at first
( https://t.co/zTpfbUItTk ) https://t.co/Sj2LEEhq1O -> - My mum is doing the thing where she is giving out my name because it is easier than giving out her own ->
- "what did they say is a good wine?" "…i don't care" ->
- RT @ChrisBlundell: Me: I'm gonna have a productive day today
Also me: OMFG Cookie Monster has a British cousin called Biscuit Monster! htt… ->
Tweets for 2017-05-29
- @adjaruli @tambourine https://t.co/ouYdfWg4wb in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @adjaruli @tambourine I mean, I am pretty sure this film is not just Seb Stan driving the vroom vroom and drinking fizzy drinkies BUT in reply to adjaruli ->
- @ErisLovesMovies I FEEL like there is loads of music out there right now that is like classic rock in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
- @adjaruli Carlos going to Amber Lounge = Chris Evans going to the Oscars? in reply to adjaruli ->
- @adjaruli trufax in reply to adjaruli ->
- @anatsuno yeah, literally….everyone has links to other site :/ in reply to anatsuno ->
- Morrrrdorrrrr ->
- Gondor NEEDS NO PANTS ->
- Boromir play-wrestling with hobbits 5eva ->
- IN PLACE OF A DARK LORD, YOU WOULD HAVE QUEEN, NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAAAAWN ->
- scary galadriel 4 lyfe ->
- @tambourine I was expecting a lamb wearing a hat or Jackie Chan or something but then I remember that this is not tumblr in reply to tambourine ->
Tweets for 2017-05-28
- RT @SwiftOnSecurity: @DrJenGunter [Saturday Night Public Service Announcement]
Gwyneth Paltrow is Almost Literally Satan Incarnate
https://… -> - RT @McKelvie: Remember in the 90s to get online you had to murder a robot each time, and it would scream and scream until its death powered… ->
- Have once again been instructed not to let it rain ->
- @adjaruli ok this isn't bears but like stil https://t.co/dvjl8caIRL ->
- RT @SecondLie: PRO TIP: Don't use facelights. Go organic. Mash fireflies and phosphorescent jellyfish all over your face for a natural glow. ->
- @adjaruli @Jose_Arrogantio I WILL TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR tho I do not know what this racing stuff is about really in reply to adjaruli ->
- @adjaruli @Jose_Arrogantio well some dude called Howard is 36 and apparently from England originally in reply to adjaruli ->
- @adjaruli uh yr boy alonso is goin really fast. in reply to adjaruli ->
- @adjaruli also this rossi chappy is in the front maybe in reply to adjaruli ->
- @adjaruli @Jose_Arrogantio the cars are making really excellent NYAMMMMMMMMMMMMM noises in reply to adjaruli ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli chevy has some kind of bank holiday sale goin on in reply to Jose_Arrogantio ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli is he in front now? I think he is in front again in reply to Jose_Arrogantio ->
- @adjaruli O_O some people crashed ->
- @adjaruli i think they are both ok, but now I have to eat a bacon sandwich in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @adjaruli @Jose_Arrogantio one is a fellow called Scott Dixon in reply to adjaruli ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli his car got turned into a canoe O_O in reply to Jose_Arrogantio ->
- @adjaruli @Jose_Arrogantio they are racing again & yr boy Alonso was in front but now Rossi is in reply to adjaruli ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli another dude went off and mashed the front of his car – Connor Daly in reply to Jose_Arrogantio ->
- @adjaruli @Jose_Arrogantio he sounds really disappointed on his radio. Also some English lad is off too in reply to adjaruli ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli how long does the safety car go round with them? in reply to Jose_Arrogantio ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli ok now why are the commentators on this stream making grunting noises? in reply to Jose_Arrogantio ->
- @adjaruli @Jose_Arrogantio Hunter-Reay is in front now and no idea who he is. in reply to adjaruli ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli I am also baffled how a piece of car just landed out of the sky on the track in reply to Jose_Arrogantio ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli Also, who are we psychically willing to win? in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @JamesHunt yes. tesco has a CRACKING rhubarb and custard one in reply to JamesHunt ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli I like Castroneves' name (he is also first Hazel) in reply to Jose_Arrogantio ->
- 200 seems like a lot of laps ->
- RT @kylebuchanan: After what happened with THE CIRCLE, this Palme d'Or for THE SQUARE reps a significant cinematic comeback for shapes #Can… ->
- @tambourine I like when no one with loud food is near me in reply to tambourine ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli Lazier crashed :/ in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli what's up with Karam stopping? in reply to Jose_Arrogantio ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli Ooooh Alonso is in front again. in reply to Jose_Arrogantio ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli And that Hunter-Reay fellow's car has smoke coming out of it in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli Kimball first, Alonso 12th and some dude's front wing fell off. A lot of things fallin off cars here in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli Rest of twitter says it was a bad restart? Cheese is a good idea in reply to Jose_Arrogantio ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli Alonso is 9th! Chilton is first! What is this milk business that Indy 500 twitter is tal… https://t.co/6MtTPbWwvc in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli Oooh. I could go for that. in reply to Jose_Arrogantio ->
- @tambourine I feel like yr terrible fanfiction ideas would be better than any of his ideas in reply to tambourine ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli I also like the flowers next to the track in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli Veach has….stopped? Kimball's engine is smokin. ALSO I feel like I would be fallin asl… https://t.co/tLIxNtDIYR in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- RT @SeanMcElwee: 1. nationalize gofundme
2. create gofundme campaigns for everyone
3. automatically deduct gofundme contributions from ever… -> - @sebpatrick also lots of cars seemed to have smoke coming out of them or just bits falling off in reply to sebpatrick ->
- @Jose_Arrogantio @adjaruli Alonso's car is smokin! in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @adjaruli WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CRASHINGS? Power is out in reply to adjaruli ->
- @adjaruli also maybe a bunch of other dudes? in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @adjaruli @Jose_Arrogantio It's getting v exciting. Sato is in front now! ->
- @adjaruli @Jose_Arrogantio SATO WON. He sound terribly excited on his radio in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @adjaruli @Jose_Arrogantio It was exciting! There were really cracking petunias! Things fell off cars! I only knew who one dude was! in reply to adjaruli ->
- RT @tef_ebooks: it turns out the two hardest problems in computer science are paying women the same amount of money and showing posts in ch… ->
- Dave Hause – Dirty Fucker https://t.co/0v2jXgebUy ->
- ANYWAY Dave Hause's "Shaky Jesus" is also a delight, particular for having the first line of the Sanctus in there ->
- @tambourine omg. @adjaruli it has Seb Stan the race car driver in reply to tambourine ->
- @adjaruli @tambourine https://t.co/Xi5l6YgvFd in reply to adjaruli ->
- @adjaruli @tambourine furthermore: https://t.co/sZHUWjQbUq in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @adjaruli @tambourine I AM GOING TO FIGURE OUT WHY MY PHOTO EDITING SOFTWARE DOESN'T DO GIFS AND THEN and THENNNNN in reply to adjaruli ->
- RT @SwiftOnSecurity: @DrJenGunter [Saturday Night Public Service Announcement]
Tweets for 2017-05-27
- RT @SoVeryBritish: "Sorry, is anybody sitting here?" – Translation: I suggest that you move this bag or I'll crush it and feed it through t… ->
- RT @rstevens: Everybody’s like “you need to make a difference†and I’m like “I traveled here from the future and am forbidden from altering… ->
- RT @punktastic: Gogol Bordello to play UK shows with Dave Hause
https://t.co/XStnNVWiNe https://t.co/M9SwKYVRR5 ->
Tweets for 2017-05-26
- Watching Murder She Wrote and a character has just introduced himself as Dave Navarro ->
Tweets for 2017-05-25
- If I am going to see the Pope, I suppose I'm supposed to dress smart right ->
- Anyway I am some mailing list and this monthy they have really been pushing mantillas ->
- tmw you're looking in yr emails but find the winter soldier feelsplosion chain of emails that started 31/03/14 & finished over a month later ->
- @tambourine wait wait wait ppl expect other people to remain the same in multiple contexts? in reply to tambourine ->
- @tambourine cos like, there is scifi me & work me & church me & music me in reply to tambourine ->
- @DeathBoy not sure if mad or just pained https://t.co/kwEWnX9kXO in reply to DeathBoy ->
Tweets for 2017-05-24
- RT @aliasvaughn: Let me give you the ACTUAL story here, that Italian media aired. 1) Pope is PISSED at Newt's 3rd wife being chosen as Amba… ->
Tweets for 2017-05-23
- So I tried the oatmeal biscuit recipe in my mum's regular cookbook and the biscuits are ok, but not like my grandad's ->
- the book also appears to have a selection of meat jellies so maybe that could be next ->
- @annwitbrock well, they've got golden syrup in but no caster sugar so kind of… neither. taste nice with jam. might be good with cheese in reply to annwitbrock ->
- I wonder if tomorrow is a holy day of obligation of if the bishops conference of england and wales moved it ->
Tweets for 2017-05-21
- RT @Oog: Neural networks are great, but the thing they are best at is making up recipes! https://t.co/kDLTCrS1m8 https://t.co/8GAwgv25Tv ->
- why do kidneys look so delicious? ->
- @adjaruli NOoooo in reply to adjaruli ->
- @ErisLovesMovies these are all great looks and like you are going to embark on a mysterious adventure somewhere a t… https://t.co/SouYUx3qzm in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
- @adjaruli I remain FASCINATED by the idea of being drunk and the consequences but I think that is cos I've not tried it in reply to adjaruli ->
- @adjaruli i figure not liking alcohol is prolly an obstacle to it anyway in reply to adjaruli ->
- @Oog @adjaruli :/ I only ever got to the "oh I feel a bit queasy" stage before but did not continue to see if I reached drunk in reply to Oog ->
- @Oog @adjaruli also COFFEE. many people find coffee so satisfying but I am just like…"this tastes terrible ugh" in reply to Oog ->
- anyway maybe I'm going to forsake black liquid eyeliner ->
- RT @eForensics_Mag: Twitter abandons 'Do Not Track' privacy protection https://t.co/jJZr0x2MPj ->