May 14, 2017 – tweet tweet

yaaaay Popetime ->
My auntie is watching Pope stuff live on her telly.At least I've got the Vatican livestream ->
I do like that the canonisation bit is right at the beginning so I can do something else while Mass is going on in another language ->
RT @nicktheandersen: a giant
unidentified
dead thing
is decomposing off the coast of the indonesian island of seram

and nobody
knows
whatâ€¦ ->
Watching Vatican youtube is like going to church abroad. I have no idea what they are saying and yet I know all the responses ->
Verifying myself: I am herdivineshadow on Keybase.io. Cr4Oz4OhfXxOkvnkpfj3tYdEg8H7bEHQdoAA / https://t.co/D9k761Gbzj ->
RT @NYTMinusContext: people will think youâ€™re weird. But if you wait until you have friends, people will accept it as a weird thing their fâ€¦ ->
RT @anatsuno: A great thread of outrage about Wonder Woman's lack of promotion
https://t.co/VgcaQpL0sb ->
@adjaruli An actual place rather than via the youtubes in yr hotel room? in reply to adjaruli ->
@adjaruli :O So you didn't get the livesteam of the Pope this morning either omg 🙁 in reply to adjaruli ->
@adjaruli I asked the eurovision discord channel I'm in. Will let you know if anything turns up in reply to adjaruli ->
THE POPE ->
THE POPE YOU GUYS ->
RT @Eurovision: Good evening Europe! Welcome to the Grand Final of #ESC2017!
🇮🇱 🇵🇱 🇧🇾 🇦🇹 🇦🇲 🇳🇱 🇲🇩 🇭🇺 🇮🇹 🇩🇰 🇵🇹 🇦🇿 🇭🇷 🇦🇺 🇬🇷 🇪🇸 🇳🇴 🇬🇧 🇨🇾 🇷🇴 🇩🇪â€¦ ->
@Jook I did wonder about that #Eurovision in reply to Jook ->
RT @bbceurovision: Russia were disqualified from this years #eurovision But we're not afraid of hackers.. ^%%**% Ð Ð¾ÑÑÐ¸Ñ Ð´Ð²ÐµÐ½Ð°Ð´Ñ†Ð°Ñ‚ÑŒ Ð±Ð°Ð»Ð»Ð¾Ð²â€¦ ->
Technical difficulties like how loads of people quite? #Eurovision ->
@grrlinterrupted and the song is good! in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
I still think I want Romania to win #Eurovision ->
@grrlinterrupted one of the presenters was a bit creepy toward her the other night. apparently she is really tall in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
At least tonight the presenters are wearing different suits to each other so we can tell them apart #Eurovision ->
RT @StatsBritain: At the end of the night, Graham Norton will be the drunkest commentator in the world. ->
Not that I know who they are anyway #Eurovision ->
I do quite like this song, but yeah, I won't remember it later #ISR #Eurovision ->
RT @sophiedavies33: Gotta love three white men standing under the words 'Celebrating Diversity' #Eurovision ->
@Oog That is exactly what I was thinking in reply to Oog ->
RT @bbceurovision: POLAND – when your mates don't tell you your dress is totes backlit and everyone can see your pants. #Eurovision https:/â€¦ ->
In fairness to #POL, probably a third of the dresses tonight will be like this #Eurovision ->
This… this is not good singing #POL :/ #Eurovision ->
YAaaay Belarus #Eurovision ->
Noooo don't twirl your skirt too close to the fans #BLR #Eurovision ->
RT @eurovisiondrink: Itâ€™s fine, thereâ€™s a natural break in about two hours https://t.co/QtAEpjiJZd ->
RT @bbceurovision: BELARUS They've got a couple of fans… #Eurovision https://t.co/O2LX4zoTqn ->
It's a shame there aren't enough songs like #BLR's this year for me to want the album #Eurovision ->
@grrlinterrupted I think you will like Austria ->
@jamesyuill I really hope they arent in reply to jamesyuill ->
RT @bbceurovision: AUSTRIA Poundshop Dreamworks Logo? #Eurovision https://t.co/k10rwovBFn ->
What if Ed Sheeran got a hair cut and did a a song on the moon…? #Eurovision ->
@DarrenGoldsmith all of it is a delight tbh in reply to DarrenGoldsmith ->
I <3 her culottes #ARM #Eurovision ->
Also, the song is nice but maybe maybe needs a bit more ooomph #Eurovision #ARM ->
More oomph than this #ARM #Eurovision ->
RT @bencc: Hope whatever's running that massive Eurovision stage screen has been patched recently. ->
RT @jamesyuill: Great voice, but it's a bit lacking. now…go a bit dub step and it'll be a banger #Armenia #Eurovision ->
@Oog MASSIVE OVERSIGHT in reply to Oog ->
@tambourine you've not missed much so far, if it helps in reply to tambourine ->
This still sound super mid-90s to me #NED #Eurovision ->
Is it Dallas or Dynasty being rebooted? #NED's could do the song #Eurovision ->
SAX TIME #Eurovision ->
Moldova attract brides so well, half the performers turned up in wedding dresses this year #Eurovision ->
RT @antovolk: EPIC SAX GUY TIME #Eurovision ->
RT @JamieRoss7: The Netherlands staging is a bit too close to home for people watching Eurovision alone on a Saturday night. https://t.co/Hâ€¦ ->
He's not even really playing the milk pail though #Eurovision ->
So much fire tho ##Eurovision #HUN ->
This year was the year I really enjoyed rap when it wasn't in English #Eurovision #HUN #ROM ->
RT @bbceurovision: Please do not attempt to drink every time you see a white dress tonight #drinkresponsibly #drinkinggame #eurovision #whiâ€¦ ->
RT @StephenMcGann: Is there anywhere you can purchase a circle of flame – you know, just for emphasis in presentations? #Eurovision ->
RT @mattockhands: my twitter timeline:
The Continuing Destruction of the United States

vs

Europe is a Land of Flying Shoes and Glitter Vâ€¦ ->
@tomscott :O but they were ACE in reply to tomscott ->
@syn Did you see Montenegro's entry? in reply to syn ->
I don't get why this was the favourite #ITA #Eurovision ->
But what if, what if Anja just sang for Australia? #Eurovision ->
Anyway, my mum just handed me dinner so I guess this is the highlight of #DEN's song #Eurovision ->
@cjlines also explains why the gorilla is there a bit #Eurovision in reply to cjlines ->
@syn sadly no and they were AMAZEFACE in reply to syn ->
This is the only non-jaunty song I've enjoyed this #Eurovision #POR ->
It does sound like something the cafe down the road from my Auntie's place in Almada would play tho #POR #Eurovision ->
I guess #POR can't do anything too exciting or he'd keel over #Eurovision ->
I worry for the dude up the ladder #Eurovision #AZE ->
RT @cjlines: A woman sings "have my skeleton, have my lungs, my millions. I'm so so cursed. Bad boy" to a horse in a suit. THIS is good shiâ€¦ ->
Oh no. Croatia :/ #Eurovision ->
HE IS TOO SINISTER #CRO #Eurovision ->
If it was all opera and he wasn't terrible then… no it would still be bad #Eurovision #CRO ->
RT @TechnicallyRon: when you take a half decent selfie for once and want to show it off #Eurovision https://t.co/SczPyGGXau ->
RT @BBCOne: A man up a ladder wearing a horse's head. Because, #Eurovision. https://t.co/PpZLs9zXCr ->
Will #AUS sing in tune this time round? #Eurovision ->
His lack of socks is getting to me #AUS #Eurovision ->
RT @HelenLOHara: Great hair, long coat, strong eyebrows, unusual shoes. #AUS is the new Doctor, isn't he? #Eurovision ->
RT @Katsideswide: #Eurovision yes. I love this one best. https://t.co/DklByjVzTk ->
This is better than it was in the semi final at least #AUS #Eurovision ->
Is this presenter going to make it through this bit without been too creepy tonight? #Eurovision ->
Ok. this one was terrible. Is it still terrible tonight? LET'S SEE #Eurovision #GRE ->
No, her song hasn't got better :/ #GRE #Eurovision ->
What if, what if this one was sung in tune tho? would it be better? #Eurovision #GRE ->
Anyway, #ESP ripped of that Bruno Mars song and I think I have one of their shirts in my wardrobe #Eurovision ->
RT @syn: HEY NOW
YOU'RE AN ALL STAR
GET YOUR GAME ON
#ESP #Eurovision ->
Actually, can Spain afford to put on #Eurovision even tho they're one of the big five? ->
Is that why they've sent these guys? #Eurovision ->
NORWAY #Eurovision ->
Yesssssss #NOR #Eurovision ->
RT @BrydieLK: PRETTY RICH OF ALL YOU BRITS TWEETING THAT AUSTRALIA DOESN'T BELONG IN A EUROPEAN THING, AT LEAST WE WANT TO BE HERE #Eurovisâ€¦ ->
RT @bbceurovision: Norway, keeping it light with a song about killing and voices in your head. #scandinoir #Eurovision https://t.co/X4WOX68â€¦ ->
So are the presenters actually trying their best or…. #Eurovision ->
Why did you allow them to drag you into this Mans? WHY? #Eurovision ->
I did wonder if I should have gone to see him back in April but I was tired so I didn't ->
What if Mans just…took over? and maybe called up Petra to help? #Eurovision ->
RT @Oog: MMAAAAANNNNNNNSSSSSS https://t.co/V0yOjn3ur5 ->
I like that she can sing, but I don't know about the song #GBR #Eurovision ->
RT @BuzzFeedUK: Make. MÃ¥ns. The. Host. #Eurovision https://t.co/YLox4PYZ2w ->
RT @eleanorgoodman: "I will never give up on EU" #GBR #Eurovison ->
Wooooo fire #Eurovision #GBR ->
@tambourine cost cutting tho innit in reply to tambourine ->
Is this the travelator one? #CYP #Eurovision ->
OH NO this is the writhing on the floor one #Eurovision #CYP ->
This is a bit…. weak Rag n bone man #Eurovision #CYP ->
RT @NedHartley: Also the Spain entry looked like a band made of Iron Fists. ->
@syn it's with the wedding dress supplier directory in reply to syn ->
BRACE YOURSELF #ROM #Eurovision ->
This is the one I want to win #ROM #Eurovision ->
YODELING #ROU #Eurovision ->
RT @syn: a yodeling, rapping duet with set dressing that has no relation to the song? excellent eurovisioning 11/10 #ROU #Eurovision ->
RT @TechnicallyRon: "PUT THE HORSE ON THE LADDER"
"why?"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP LARRY"
#Eurovision https://t.co/rfuFqOKp1O ->
It doesn't even matter if they sing in key #ROU #Eurovision ->
RT @Jook: [Yodelling Intensifies] ->
RT @fuggirls: This screencap is the most #Eurovision thing ever. #Romania https://t.co/VngE4DkuNu ->
@tambourine floor graphics are this year's interactive wall in reply to tambourine ->
oooh best choir contest ->
don't think my church choir would win that tho ->
I want to watch this choir thing now #Eurovision ->
Are they a really tired Linkin Park tribute band the rest of the time? #Eurovision #UKR ->
RT @colderstates: Ukraine sounds like every band in Kerrang circa 2004 #Eurovision ->
Fingers crossed for Belgium and that she's not too terrified tonight #Eurovision ->
Anyway, she has a cracking song #BEL #Eurovision ->
@RonniPudding the poor lad they sent was terrible #Eurovision in reply to RonniPudding ->
She is so glad it is over #Eurovision #BEL ->
oh no sweden #Eurovision ->
So, the Swedish performer this year creeps me out a bit #Eurovision ->
@grrlinterrupted she's been terrified all week I think in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
@kakapojayne Not sure if the one non-white performer made it through the semi-finals #Eurovision in reply to kakapojayne ->
Yeah. He's still kind of creepy #SWE #Eurovision ->
RT @trippingyoongi: This guy looks so creepy tho #Eurovision ->
Bulgaria's entry looks like someone I saw on tumblr and I can't remember who it was #Eurovision ->
RT @Ankaman616: The only Robyn we recognise…. #Eurovision https://t.co/Wy5TcLSImM ->
The kid can sing really well #BUL #Eurovision ->
I'm also wondering about stealing his haircut #BUL #Eurovision ->
RT @bbceurovision: Bulgaria. Sue Perkins feeling emo since the Bake Off ended. #Eurovision https://t.co/lpx2Bcl9wa ->
Maybe also his jacket #BUL #Eurovision ->
RT @rvkgrapevine: The Bulgarian kid is so cute that the camera guys are having spasms ->
WHAT #Eurovision ->
HOW ARE WE AT THE END OF THE SONGS ALREADY? #Eurovision ->
RT @fuggirls: I love mistakes in the closed captioning. APSEPLAU is somehow exactly how I feel about a lot of these songs. #eurovision #Bulâ€¦ ->
RT @LizMoore2309: All of these insanely talented 17 year olds at #Eurovision and I'm like… #Eurovision2017 @bbceurovision @jazzykinks httâ€¦ ->
@SimonStirrat intentional, I think #Eurovision in reply to SimonStirrat ->
RT @bbceurovision: France. OR MAYBE SOME OTHER COUNTRY HOW COULD WE TELL FROM THIS STAGING? #subtle #Eurovision https://t.co/FtO7IDp9du ->
RT @jessbrammar: Told our Eurovision newbie friend that they all do a second song now and he looks like he wants to cry ->
Deeply forgettable #Eurovision #France ->
VERKA #Eurovision ->
RT @EvansBeard: "I'm torn between the gorilla and the Romanian yodeller," is a perfectly legitimate sentence to be uttering right about nowâ€¦ ->
RT @Hello_Tailor: congrats to #Eurovision for choosing "diversity" as the theme for the whitest year in living memory ->
How come this song isn't their entry? Aside from having a billion people on stage? #Eurovision ->
@Jook IKR #eurovision in reply to Jook ->
I think consensus is that this is the best song but no one can vote for it #Eurovision ->
RT @sharcoal: when you're on the dark side of the Force but you still want to party #eurovision https://t.co/A5dK5uw3i6 ->
RT @syn: More from that cracking electro adventure: https://t.co/hQ5wbSKQFy #Eurovision ->
Junior Eurovision is better than regular Eurovision ->
Anyway, for those of you who didn't see the semi-finals, this was Montenegro https://t.co/XJ7DXF1jJW #Eurovision ->
I vote for the Junior Eurovision winner to take over as host ->
RT @colderstates: :'DDDDDDD https://t.co/LQnvoNudov ->
@Oog Was he behind that horsemeat scandal a few years back? in reply to Oog ->
what. Azerbaijan votes guy, you are creepy and underdressed #Eurovision ->
Portuguese dude's faces are giving me life #Eurovision ->
@tambourine I think the channel is closing – Eurovision is the last thing they are airing in reply to tambourine ->
Just remembered that the Finnish song was great too #Eurovision ->
I kind of want to hear Portugal's sister do the song instead of the guy ->
So today is the feast of our lady of fatima and two of the shepherd children got canonised, is this why Portugal are winning? ->
GERMANY JUST GOT THEIR POINTS #Eurovision ->
Why isn't Romania doing better tho? #eurovision ->
RT @syn: Truly peerless subtitle work from the BBC #Eurovision https://t.co/Rn1yLhDLSh ->
@tambourine yep. in reply to tambourine ->
RT @luciejones1: I WONNNNNN!!! Oh no wait… ->
YES HUNGARY #Eurovision ->
ALSO YAY ROMANIA GOT LOADS OF POINTS BUT Booo not enough to win #Eurovision ->
Portugal are going to have like 700 points or something tho right? #Eurovision ->
REALLY is it a conincidence that the Pope was in Portugal today and now they won #Eurovision? ->
IS IT? #Eurovision ->
@The_Ladylark OOH what do you win? in reply to The_Ladylark ->
@SimonStirrat on the portuguese guy? probably some medical equipment, he has a dodgy heart #Eurovision in reply to SimonStirrat ->
My Auntie is going to be so pleased! #Eurovision ->
YAaaay THE SISTER GETS TO SING #Eurovision ->
@ianloring She wrote the song, so of course! in reply to ianloring ->
RT @twisteddoodles: Well done Portugal. #Eurorvision https://t.co/vRhgoGyGC7 ->
RT @python33r: This is going to live on, when Eurovision 2017 is but a distant memory… https://t.co/LiXIWwhA6z ->
RT @BuzzFeed: 22 Of The Sassiest Graham Norton Comments In Eurovision 2017 https://t.co/G8Ai63rQ9v https://t.co/hJdPH20b9p ->
RT @jamiesont: Twitter tonight vs Twitter tomorrow https://t.co/oTV9pQPNNE ->
RT @bbceurovision: Ahhhhh the winning #Eurovision song; 'Amar Pelos Dois' sung by Salvador and his sister Luisa. #ESC2017 https://t.co/HUf2â€¦ ->

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