• twitter

    Tweets for 2017-08-06

    • RT @shanselman: 11 year old: "I was thinking. What if Alexa gets mad and starts ordering parts from Amazon to build herself a body?"
      Me: O_O ->
    • RT @tambourine: just think about all the poor ideas men could have avoided if they'd paid attention to Jane Austen books ->
    • Weirdly getting into bands my auntie tells me my cousin is touring with ->
    • Admittedly it's taken like 3 years to actually check this one out ->
    • RT @bricepuls: why did scientists call it the Cretaceous–Paleogene Extinction Event and not The Velocirapture ->
    • RT @TheSebNews: Sebastian Stan and Seth Macfarlane in behind the scenes of Logan Lucky from the Empire Magazine Issue for July! https://t.c… ->
    • Of course I named my mum's phone "potato" ->
    • RT @jenniferemorrow: I FEAR MY CURVY WIFE
      by H.P. Lovecraft

      I shudder to think of her non-Euclidean geometry, an eldritch shape no earthly… ->