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    Tweets for 2018-01-01

    • HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! ->
    • And of course the first thing I do in 2018 is book my mum's aquafit class for next week ->
    • RT @direlog: i’m going to spend the last few hours of 2017 just as i spent the whole year: horny, dead, broadcasting a mysterious, garbled… ->
    • RT @MicroSFF: "You've been chosen," the spirit said.
      "What?"
      "Save the world, make it kinder, cleaner, safer."
      "Me?"
      "Yes."
      "Alone?"
      "We ch… ->
    • @HSouthwellFE a filthy avengers/scooby doo crossover? in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
    • RT @GermanQuatsch: tomcat breakfast
      das Katerfrühstück
      hangover breakfast / morning after breakfast ->
    • RT @PaperFury: FOR THIS COMING YEAR REMEMBER TO…
      • get enough sleep
      • drink water
      • raise a kraken to be your son
      • finally get a vorpal… ->
    • today i guess I am cooking a duck ->
    • Why yes I am sitting on a plastic step watching this duck like it's the washing machine https://t.co/LBXEyDzKGW in reply to herdivineshadow ->
    • Don't tell me you didn't watch the washing machine go round a few times as a kid in reply to herdivineshadow ->
    • RT @EvansBeard: 👀 It's about me! https://t.co/lV7GDuvBTM ->
    • RT @COLORnMATT: Happy New Year indeed. Someone found the dogs! We drove up to the mountains to get them. They’re so thin and exhausted. I’l… ->
    • RT @jensaysthings: Bro and I workshopped what the opposite of a dumpster fire would be.

      May your 2018 be a rainbow treasure box: filled wi… ->