Tweets for 2018-05-19
- RT @HSouthwellFE: Pleased to have brought hybrid technology to UK journalism https://t.co/wLHdgFomxN ->
- lol Mum got tv fixed in time to watch all these wedding shenanigans but neighbours are using their lawnmowers so bzzzzzzzzzzzinterference ->
- RT @GainesOnBrains: WHO DID THIS https://t.co/WLFRr5j5os ->
- RT @SurreyRoadCops: Car stopped as it was shown uninsured.
“But Officer, I have my Meerkat†– which was duly presented.
Turns out the pol… ->
- RT @joshjmac: Now, at noon in Rome, we have the official notice: Pope Francis has set date for canonizations of Paul VI, Oscar Romero and f… ->
- @EnlightBystand or just regular high anglican in reply to EnlightBystand ->
- RT @ditzkoff: Stay cool, just a few more moments and the heist is complete… https://t.co/Nf9B70oOkk ->
- Mum has just asked why I don't know facts about football ->
- Mum is interrogating me about what in Mourinho's personal life could make him so grumpy-looking ->
- She has just shouted at one of the teams "YOU SNEEZE YOU LOSE" in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- I'm not sure why we are watching this football match other than she is still feeling festive after the wedding this… https://t.co/UcsVYuHiBR in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- Mum has now explained what offside is to me. Sound suspiciously like she is talking about the rules of netball, not football in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- Yes. She is talking about the rules of netball. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- and now she says anything could happen in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- I feel like Prince William showing up to dish out the trophy is unlikely tho… in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @HSouthwellFE <3 https://t.co/AVIhWDKGHY in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
Tweets for 2018-05-18
- @Extinction65mya I feel like Steve Rogers, with shield, might survive jumping off a cliff in reply to Extinction65mya ->
- RT @shutupmay: therapist: so where did your problems begin?
me: https://t.co/efbyA6ZaRa ->
Tweets for 2018-05-16
- RT @kottke: Until you look at a map, you don't fully appreciate how spectacularly lost Odysseus was in The Odyssey https://t.co/ajUBE8h2Uc ->
- RT @clubjade: Thandie Newton's dress is "a custom Vivienne Westwood Couture gown, printed with images of Thandie’s personal Star Wars figur… ->
- RT @McKelvie: I mean… https://t.co/KyxMmC1iEA ->
Tweets for 2018-05-15
- @HSouthwellFE I feel like I have been relatively lucky in that I have "only" had a couple of bouts of situational d… https://t.co/h6FmlRUglz in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
- @HSouthwellFE AND yet like, many times I look at all of my friends and I realise that most of us have had/currently… https://t.co/GgEIGt2y3R in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @HSouthwellFE I must always vote against Watford Gap because it is the wrong Watford in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
- RT @cleolinda: https://t.co/3XvFjc3R2B ->
- RT @incharmuese: Ignoring things is how we survive and also how we die ->
- RT @McJesse: I took every shot from behind-the-scenes featurettes where Dr. Strange is in front of a greenscreen, and edited him into a wat… ->
- RT @doctor_oxford: “America will not be cheated any longer†by the NHS, says Trump, who plans to use US-UK trade talks to ratchet up drug p… ->
Tweets for 2018-05-14
- RT @WelshGasDoc: It’s amazing how many people see being blocked as an admission of defeat, or cowardice, on the part of the blocker.
9 tim… ->
- RT @jens2go: So, hands up: Who does remember the sound of a mechanical typewriter? A calculating machine? Library stamp?
Just learned abou… ->
- @HSouthwellFE WAIT WHAT the electric vroom vrooms actually go WHRRRRRRRRR not vroom omg in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
- RT @WelshGasDoc: It’s amazing how many people see being blocked as an admission of defeat, or cowardice, on the part of the blocker.
Tweets for 2018-05-13
- RT @rhodri: I will be haunted for a week or more by the image of that Swedish guy turning to the right and smiling at me. #eurovision ->
- RT @IoriKusano: "Japan-inspired" almost always means "my setting has samurai and/or geisha," it's never "someone asked me, in 2018, to FAX… ->
- RT @awfully_good: A note to everyone confused by why Netta said “next year in Jerusalem†when she won: it’s a phrase that normally ends th… ->
- Been on holiday for a week, then went out to a concert yesterday and supposed to go to a gig tonight but now I am le tired ->
- Not sure why past me didn't take tomorrow off as well. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
Tweets for 2018-05-12
- tmw you're thinking you want to go out full bespin princess Leia but it looks like rain and you're not sure you want to wrangle a damp cape ->
- yessss i have bought a hdmi cable and after wondering briefly if the big telly does indeed have a hdmi port, I AM READY FOR EUROVISION ->
- RT @bbceurovision: Twenty minutes to gooo… #allaboard #eurovision https://t.co/brQoCRmrXI ->
- It's TIME #Eurovision ->
- @grrlinterrupted <3 in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
- RT @EvansBeard: 👏👏👏 About time. https://t.co/jPmnJ86BLo ->
- RT @NettaBarzilai: This is the moment we've all been waiting for.
EUROVISION 2018, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!#Eurovision #VOTEISRAEL #ISR http… ->
- RT @Simon_Pegg: Graham Norton voice over there.
Enjoy the clarity in his pronounciation before the Rioja kicks in around 9:15pm - RT @dannywallace: And so #EUROVISION begins. LET'S SEE WHAT THE RUSSIANS HAVE DECIDED SHOULD WIN TONIGHT. ->
- I JUST REMEMBERED IT's MY SL REZDAY ->
- RT @bbceurovision: If you've just tuned in, no this is not SuRie. #Eurovision. https://t.co/Ab5kT81xLS ->
- RT @BBCOne: Terry, we will always remember you. #eurovision https://t.co/IhZk2fs78G ->
- @sebpatrick Seb are you only drinking fizzy pop because that 1st one will kill you by the first interval in reply to sebpatrick ->
- RT @grahnort: Finally some good PR … https://t.co/Yl3Ozhq10w ->
- Doesn't it feel weird to be wearing just the one contact lens? #UKR #Eurovision ->
- @HSouthwellFE it only occurred to me after, that he has to take the coat off for health & safety & that #EUROVISION in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
- RT @Hello_Tailor: FIRST ENTRY IS A UKRAINIAN TECHNO GOTH EMERGING FROM A COFFIN LIKE NOSFERATU, YESSS. #Eurovision ->
- @grrlinterrupted IKR #EUROVISION in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
- RT @bbceurovision: Pete Campbell from Mad Men, the Camden years #eurovisiongothcontest #ukraine https://t.co/37kFWUGLc4 ->
- I like this song. I also would like to pinch his shirt #UKR #Eurovision ->
- "the dreaded number two slot" lolololol I am five #Eurovision ->
- Ok yes props for singing in your own language but this is kind of boring #Eurovision #ESP ->
- RT @SmallTownBrows: Something cringey about real life couples singing to each other. Use passive aggressive WhatsApp messages like the rest… ->
- RT @charliesardines: #UKR #EUROVISION https://t.co/iWwSg7sMtC ->
- @ItsJulesHarper my old uni did a Masters in Goth #Eurovision in reply to ItsJulesHarper ->
- I…don't want to sing with this lady #SLO #Eurovision ->
- @katbrown https://t.co/ZAn6L0FkbN #Eurovision in reply to katbrown ->
- the #Eurovision is too fast to follow :/ ->
- OK so is #LTU's elbow bending the wrong way a bit or does everyone's do that? #Eurovision ->
- I feel like this song needs more wind machine #LTU #Eurovision ->
- @katbrown haha literally the second you tweeted, someone threw it up in the #Eurovision discord in reply to katbrown ->
- RT @MissPotkin: HER HUSBAND IS AN 11. Well done, Lithuania. WELL DONE. You’ve won already. #Eurovision ->
- @Oog OK so I am clearly several seconds behind and now this is all I am looking for #Eurovision in reply to Oog ->
- RT @RyanJL: Already my favourite gif of the night #Eurovision https://t.co/m9HDm1tQRM ->
- I like #AUT's song but like I feel like I want something more exciting for #Eurovision ->
- RT @bbceurovision: First POWERFIST OF EMOTION of the night. Not the last. #Austria #Eurovision https://t.co/6yRpw5odf6 ->
- @OllieMogs same #Eurovision in reply to OllieMogs ->
- Estonia's teeth are so even #EST #Eurovision ->
- @HSouthwellFE would you wear Estonia's dress to the racecars? #Eurovision ->
- @OllieMogs I feel like Claire Danes' dress that time at the Met Gala was better, the one with the lights woven in #est #Eurovision in reply to OllieMogs ->
- WHY DID HE WANT TO COME BACK THOUGH? #NOR #Eurovision ->
- Also, you have not lived until you have gone the wrong way on Europe's longest bridge when you are actually trying to get to the airport ->
- So like no one in the arena can see his imaginary instruments right? #Eurovision #NOR ->
- RT @hatwell: It's like he took electro swing and made it worse #Eurovision ->
- BAsically could Rybak not have just done 3 minutes of violin and we would have been happy #Eurovision ->
- RT @theguyliner: “No you pay at the next window; I just take the order.†#Eurovision https://t.co/0TpJouxtKA ->
- Anyway, my Auntie was so excited last year when Portugal won and even considered trying to get a ticket (she was 86) ->
- Just as well she didn't really ->
- Anyway #POR is the best and I am thinking maybe I could dye my hair pink again #Eurovision ->
- RT @pushingnormal: I made some 'modifications' to the captions on that #Eurovision Prohibited Items poster doing the rounds, more appropria… ->
- OH the sailors are because of the All Aboard thing #Eurovision ->
- RT @bbceurovision: Song nine. RT and raise a glass to Sir Terry. #Eurovision https://t.co/TwBfHiN050 ->
- I think the song has improved since the You Decide #Eurovision #GBR ->
- @HSouthwellFE Is Suri wearing a jumpsuit and would u wear it to the vrooom cars? ->
- o_O #Eurovision ->
- @HSouthwellFE is it because they are the kind of jumpsuit trousers that suggest they might be a skirt but aren't? in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
- Why do only two have the matching hair tho #SRB #Eurovision ->
- @HSouthwellFE saying that my mum would probably wear it in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
- Is this like if Ed Sheeran and that other guy, James Arthur, had a baby? #Eurovision #GER ->
- Anyway, I had a doll that had hair like his when I was smol #Eurovision ->
- but maybe he could have worn a snazzier top? #Eurovision #GER ->
- RT @colhewobbles: Wonder if the guitarist is influenced by anyone in particular? #Eurovision ->
- The more I think about it, the more this sounds like Christian Rock #Eurovision #ALB ->
- Are they wearing the same outfit, only he ditched the shoulderpads cos they got in the way of the guitar? #Eurovision #FRA ->
- RT @voidphiI: when i watch eurovision i expect this and not boring het ballads #Eurovision2018 https://t.co/fuIFCZEIsc ->
- RT @katbrown: God bless 90s nostalgia! I’m getting so many flashbacks to CITV shows right now. It’s like Press Gang, The Biz and Spatz all… ->
- WHY ISN'T HE WEARING SOCKS?!?!?! #CZE #Eurovision ->
- The whole no socks thing is the worst 🙁 #Eurovision ->
- @Hello_Tailor maybe a snack for later #Eurovision in reply to Hello_Tailor ->
- RT @bbceurovision: Matt Damon? #czechrepublic #eurovision https://t.co/jvRrVrrNze ->
- His hair IS really well conditioned #DEN #Eurovision ->
- BUT WHAT IF, what if Enya did a cover of this? #DEN #Eurovision ->
- RT @kakapojayne: Okay they're weird Enya Vikings, but still… #Eurovision2018 ->
- BEST USE OF WIND MACHINE SO FAR #Eurovision ->
- RT @EvansBeard: THIS WINS MY BEARD BASED EUROVISION EVERYONE ELSE MAY LEAVE. #DEN ->
- Yaaay Australia #Eurovision ->
- Why do #AUS keep sending people with decent songs? #Eurovision ->
- RT @Hello_Tailor: oh my god, the gloomy snowstorm beard vikings were singing about St Magnus Erlendsson? #Eurovision IS SO EDUCATIONAL. htt… ->
- YES, ESCAPE TO THE PROFESSOR DUDE #Eurovision ->
- RT @StatsBritain: Send convicts to that massive island they said, they won’t come back years and years later and compete against you in a s… ->
- Singing upside down can't be easy #Eurovision #FIN ->
- According to my mum "so far it's not that great" #Eurovision ->
- RT @bbceurovision: Folks, this is the latest on the SuRie situation. “SuRie was offered the option to perform again by the EBU. SuRie and h… ->
- RT @Hello_Tailor: honestly, as a goth i am SPOILED for choice at this year's #Eurovision. this supervillain ponytail girl on a spinning whe… ->
- RT @Geoelte_Spinne: #Europe, it's time to troll Britain.
Vote for #UK in #Eurovision tonight. Then next year, after Brexit day, the UK wil… ->
- Is that… Zod? #BUL #Eurovision ->
- https://t.co/KdEWki9drw #BUL #EUROVISION ->
- RT @jojomoyes: There's a definite sinister vibe to this year's #eurovision. It's all medieval sacrificial vikings or 1980s drug dealers in… ->
- Ok so why does every #MOL song sound like the trumpet song? https://t.co/Tld2q5rXLo ->
- RT @bbceurovision: The #Moldovan Rods, Janes and Freddys #euro https://t.co/aB4iSRsdqo ->
- WAIT IS he eating the sheep's milk cheese? I LOVE THAT CHEESE #SWE #Eurovision ->
- Maybe he could have sent his mum in his place #SWE #Eurovision ->
- @HSouthwellFE he is also doing the no socks thing that I dislike in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
- RT @jamesyuill: this guy doesn't look how he sounds #sweden #Eurovision2018 ->
- @HSouthwellFE AND HIS SHOES DON'T MATCH HIS OUTFIT in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
- RT @bbceurovision: Trapped in a sunbed of emotion. #Sweden #eurovision https://t.co/7n8bXGj8Ri ->
- Why isn' this song better? 🙁 #ISR #Eurovision ->
- RT @bbceurovision: No she isn’t singing what you think she’s singing. Filthy pups. #israel #mothabucka #Eurovision https://t.co/YpQeLc2SG1 ->
- RT @SarahDobbs: The Netherlands straight up entered the Sons Of Anarchy theme song in Eurovision and I can’t stop giggling ->
- RT @Liam_Beattie: Let us take a moment to appreciate the BBC subtitle team. #ISR #Eurovision https://t.co/iMHiXxheBH ->
- RT @Oog: I AM NOT HERE FOR THIS KID ROCK BULLSHIT, I AM HERE FOR GLITTER AND SEQUINS AND BANGERS #Eurovision #NED ->
- Needs less leopard print, more sequins #Eurovision #NED ->
- RT @mrdaveturner: *airport customs*
“Can I ask why you’re trying to being 104 lucky Japanese cats into the country?â€
“Eurovision.â€
“Welcome… -> - RT @mrdavidwhitley: "HAVE YOU CONSIDERED EUROVISION, BUT WITH BLOCKCHAIN TECHNOLOGY?" https://t.co/XEqdcQlxZC ->
- @KonamiKode …are you sure it didn't secretly sprout legs? in reply to KonamiKode ->
- #IRE sounds EXACTLY like some other song but I can't remember what that song is and it has been bothering me all week #Eurovision ->
- how are we on song 25 already #Eurovision ->
- Ok so #CYP is terrible and I want Shakira instead #Eurovision ->
- How is Cypris the bookie's favourite?!?! #Eurovision ->
- Ok so this is boring #ITA #Eurovision ->
- RT @FrogCroakley: Lemme tell you though, this aroma is *astonishing*. It perfectly encapsulates the waxy, slightly nauseous honk of an east… ->
- RT @mrchrisaddison: GUYS IT'S REALLY LATE AT NIGHT AND WE'VE JUST WATCHED 22 SONGS PICK UP THE FUCKING PACE WE'RE FIGHTING A LOT OF VODKA H… ->
- RT @textsfrommum: I WANT IRELAND TO WIN YOUR DAD SAID HE JUST WANTS IT TO BE FINISHED ->
- RT @twidade_lucks: 2018 moodboard
#eurovision https://t.co/ruphvS5bpb -> - RT @givethembloodd: WHY ARE PEOPLE SO QUICK WITH MEMES #Eurovision https://t.co/1iBiDIoUfM ->
- RT @Hello_Tailor: did the romanian presenter just say hello to "all the humans out there." #Eurovision ->
- @Jook yaaay in reply to Jook ->
Tweets for 2018-05-11
- RT @mrtonylee: THIS. https://t.co/1CluBilZGP ->
- RT @helenczerski: This is horrifically short-sighted, and entirely gratuitous political interference in scientific research. It also makes… ->
- Just remembered the aerial booster died and I need to do some technological fudging to watch Eurovision in the mann… https://t.co/663gUGEq7R ->
- ANYWAY I have spent the last week in Norfolk and now I am home and hooking up my mum's netbook to the telly ahead of Eurovision ->
- Obvs this involves 50 billion updated cos it's been sitting in its case in her wardrobe since I upgraded it to Win10 lololol ->
- I can hear the mangled warbling of the eldritch ice cream van ->
- RT @dangillmor: If you care at all about privacy, cancel your Yahoo accounts now. https://t.co/pwafe0lH1G ->
- RT @niblick_iii: Periodic reminder that the Millennium Bug was only Not A Thing because hundreds, if not thousands of software engineers wo… ->
- RT @Wheeler: This is how it should be. I hope everyone keeping queer content out of their entertainment for fear that it won't sell in Chin… ->
- RT @wohali: Stupid joke time:
– Do you know a good GDPR consultant?
– Yes.
– Can you give me his e-mail address?
– No./me curtsies ->
Tweets for 2018-05-10
- RT @StephenMcGann: I do love a good metaphor…. https://t.co/OzIiaI4UDH ->
- RT @hectoroftrcy: 93. Linguistics Georg, https://t.co/cAGZulKcrX ->
- @drop_of_indigo For a cool million, pretty much any non-horror/thriller. I watched inception for 10 hrs in a row just to write a fic… in reply to drop_of_indigo ->
- RT @drupalgrandpa: #GDPR in action https://t.co/f4ZO209LTy ->
- RT @discordapp: Wumpus plushies are here and they’re so adorable I can’t even blink when I’m looking at them please get me eye drops 😶
Lik… ->
- RT @tearsforariii: Me showing up to the #MetGala2018 https://t.co/RqZUGDdZJr ->
- RT @adribbleofink: This is not a tweet from 2015. https://t.co/ezAdGWF6Bx ->
- Wait is this because klout can't handle gdpr? ->
- RT @Eurovision: Ok, hands up who had a flaming staircase in their #Eurovision bingo? Nailed it. #ESC2018 #AllAboard #UKR https://t.co/hUEBT… ->
- Might have accidentally got my mum interested in Eurovision ->
- RT @zeynep: Google Assistant making calls pretending to be human not only without disclosing that it's a bot, but adding "ummm" and "aaah"… ->
Tweets for 2018-05-09
- RT @oceans8movie: Stealing selfies at the Met Gala. #Oceans8 | 📸: @mindykaling https://t.co/gJ7Xa0iEPB ->
- RT @DavidLammy: Campaigning works. I will continue to campaign against the hostile environment: it is not possible to have a fair and inhum… ->
- RT @medcaut: It might be #internationalvikingday but we're not celebrating on Lindisfarne until we get a full apology and all our stuff bac… ->