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    Tweets for 2019-08-11

    • RT @jpbrammer: I am CRYING laughing at this like imagine being a fish and minding your own business but humans fucked up the world so bad t… ->
    • It turns out that in today's Gospel, Jesus basically says "with great power comes great responsibility" ->
    • Also turns out our priest didn't know Thursday was a holy day of obligation but otoh I remembered to wish my cousins happy Eid in reply to herdivineshadow ->
    • RT @tweetsbyrocket: jesus: i can turn water into wine

      professor x: sounds great for parties but not sure we need th-

      security guard: [dro… ->

    • RT @delaneykingrox: Macbeth: Is this a dagger I see before me?

      DM: Roll for perception. ->

    • RT @mutablejoe: when I was telling people the Illuminati was behind the cancelling of Bonekickers you all just laughed, well who's laughing… ->
    • RT @smitajamdar: What reading a web page used to be like:
      *find page; read page*
      What it’s like now:
      *find page; accept cookies; decline n… ->