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    Hotel that I just booked messaging me with “I have noticed you have booked a family room for only 2 people is this correct?”

    MATE, my options for that date was the room I picked or one with TWO bedrooms that was several hundred pounds more expensive, do you not know what rooms you have available???

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    Remembered that sometime earlier in the week, I was dreaming and thought “”oh it’s Bastille day” as if that answered some mystery from my dream.

    What could it have been?

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    finally getting to some email newsletter from ages ago, that talked about the AI-generated Pope in a coat image and said:

    “And, third, and perhaps most importantly, the pope is weird and does weird stuff that looks fake all the time. I mean, he’s blessed a Lamborghini before. So if you told me that he had a real big parka, I’d believe you.”

    And like, the thing is, the car blessing thing is not weird. I’ve had every car ever in my possession blessed. Once with holy salt AND holy water.

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    Just listened to a cover of Yeah Yeah Yeah’s Maps that sounds like the original, if it had been made without feeling

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    Sounds like my relatives can’t believe I just go out and do stuff on my own, and don’t bother to look for people to come with me??? Like, what?

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    Currerntly wondering what the Venn diagram of people who find Vessel from Sleep Token wildly attractive and those who are deeply into any of Doug Jones’ characters in a Guillermo Del Toro film looks like