I realise there are a billion Catholics on the planet but I’m still thinking about the conviction Jacob Elordi had that everyone could hear the capitalisation in his speech, when he was talking about how Guillermo del Toro told him to regard his 10hr makeup time as “The Sacrament” – these thoughts partly brought to us by that one dude I know who has no idea what Advent is

Content warning:Food

Turns out the disappointing potato letters are greatly improved by applying gravy to them, who knew?

Could have done with Pascal making it through to the duels for my predictor score #FormulaE