Tweets for 2020-05-24
- RT @grumpwitch: Things I have learned about the general public whilst working at the library:
1. A huge number of people under 20 can't re… ->
- So, I can take my annual trip to Norfolk, so long as my Mum takes me and one of us has the plague? ->
- RT @grumpwitch: Things I have learned about the general public whilst working at the library:
Tweets for 2020-05-23
- @ErisLovesMovies I usually have to take my glasses off, relax my face and unfocus slightly before I have a chance of seeing anything in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
- RT @even_kei: Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the computer mo… ->
- RT @theworldofcrap: Your age is directly proportional to the amount of illnesses you think Lucozade can cure. ->
- RT @zatapatique: I have eaten
the rules
that were in
the guidanceand which
you were probably
following
like a mugForgive me
I was deli… -> - RT @Kekeflipnote: Curious. https://t.co/oW3Rc2sF2B ->
Tweets for 2020-05-22
- RT @DrJaninaRamirez: This Ladybird Guide to Goths is brilliant ‘Why not try listening to some Goth music?’ 🤣
Happy #WorldGothDay my fellow… ->
- RT @DrJaninaRamirez: This Ladybird Guide to Goths is brilliant ‘Why not try listening to some Goth music?’ 🤣
Tweets for 2020-05-21
- I think my problem is the way I can feel my eyeballs without poking myself in the eye to do so.
Also, thinking abo… https://t.co/aR6Ntru71P in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- I sometimes wonder how much that mistake costs whoever had to pay for it in the end, because for me, even at the ch… https://t.co/HnlHqEcbLh in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- Anyway. I read some instructions on how to do it, so I could either do a purple ombre on my hair OR just bleach my… https://t.co/QnAuJ8ZI1n ->
- It is weird to actually be able to find written instructions on a thing like it was 20 years ago and I was looking… https://t.co/GaQ4VNr7ZB in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- RT @RaphaelBW: Twitter should have an option to make tweets that only your friends can see, like on LiveJournal. And there should be no cha… ->
- @Hello_Tailor yes, that is exactly why in reply to Hello_Tailor ->
- I think my problem is the way I can feel my eyeballs without poking myself in the eye to do so.
Tweets for 2020-05-20
- RT @KarleeKanz: The power went out @ Sears Tower and now it looks like some GD robot about to wreak havoc upon Chicago, and honestly, I wou… ->
- RT @juleshastweets: we all figured it was just a one-off glitch when the cubs won the world series in 2016 and now look. UFOs, a pandemic,… ->
- RT @edgarwright: In 2 hours, I will live tweet #ScottPilgrim for #WatchWithTheAcademy, but first enjoy this little taster we made for onlin… ->
- @sebpatrick It's a bit like trying to get in on the Instagram Live game but in text. I guess if you want to reply t… https://t.co/meMH6NR64r in reply to sebpatrick ->
- What does "essential eye care" even MEANNNNNN? ->
Tweets for 2020-05-19
- @SnaveZ92 @USPS @USPSHelp I've got a couple of parcels stuck there too – what I would love is for their website to… https://t.co/LDR7TnidsZ in reply to SnaveZ92 ->
- @orangeofmyeye @RachVanilla @USPSHelp @lauraannebooth I've got one that arrived that the LA distribution centre on… https://t.co/fBC2cgnxmp in reply to orangeofmyeye ->
Tweets for 2020-05-18
- Ugh, obviously my optician is closed right now but other options say they are open for "essential and urgent servic… https://t.co/aBfbZn2FuF ->
- Like, I know that I need new glasses because back in February my face started feeling weird like it does when I nee… https://t.co/ZwCLrpqbEM in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- What I want is some way of testing my own eyes and then just ordering new glasses online MAGICALLY. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- Anyway I was talking to my Mum about it and she has never experienced the "your face feels weird like it's time for new glasses" thing. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
Tweets for 2020-05-17
- @anatsuno I don't archive my own tweets but yeah, all my faved ones are there and the tricky balance between "tweet… https://t.co/VnDnYOTwmE in reply to anatsuno ->
Tweets for 2020-05-16
- RT @spamnugget: Oh, hey.
So I found that content you were looking for. https://t.co/iJtZ9kzEeL -> - @kakapojayne I AM SO EXCITED OMG in reply to kakapojayne ->
- RT @LittleLostLad: Week 8 of lockdown: My girlfriend made an art gallery for our cat. https://t.co/LDXKFmf4ST ->
- RT @scullyxf: mood https://t.co/yWQkAmbYOu ->
- RT @aptshadow: Spider, man.
Spider, man.
Just a regular spider, man.
Spins a web, very small,
Where the ceiling meets the wall.
Look up: it… -> - @teh_nos maybe you COULD tho in reply to teh_nos ->
- RT @YORKlESBAR: Sadness Time https://t.co/BSkVEtWm9N ->
- For that moment when it's that parishioner you don't like and a vague dowsing using the usual branch and metal buck… https://t.co/cgiyU729wR ->
- I feel like the lady in our vocations prayer group who says she doesn't pray and would never want her kids to have… https://t.co/gWJpckWh7f ->
- Like, if you want to come up with ideas for what we can do each month go ahead lady, but since YOU HAVE NO SUGGESTI… https://t.co/9z2B207KXl in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- I mean, yeah, a lot of the stories are going to be the same born into a catholic family, went to church all my life… https://t.co/nt9JZ2cReX in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @HSouthwellFE Haha because her late husband was pretty into it and he was our club president at one point and I gue… https://t.co/kQCcWHW1f6 in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
- @understood I KNOW RIGHT in reply to understood ->
- Like. My grandma was a nun AND YET HERE I AM. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- RT @SketchesbyBoze: I keep seeing essays about “how to build the perfect body†but not one *single* essay about how building a body is an a… ->
- @understood tbh it is pretty tempting to put out a call for suggestions because there is a chance my tactic of "lea… https://t.co/aGjKUAEol4 in reply to understood ->
- RT @clapifyoulikeme: Every so often I remember that "helicopter" is not made up of "heli" and "copter" but of "helico" and "pter" and I am… ->
- Anyway in yesterday's work quiz, one of the questions was "how many minutes would it take to watch the Star Wars fi… https://t.co/7ToQu852NZ ->
- Me, the person who turned up to the zoom drinkies in full Princess Leia arriving on Bespin gear with a Cloud City background. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- Soldi is such a tune #Eurovision ->
- RT @TechnicallyRon: Coronavirus was invented by Europe to stop Iceland winning the 2020 Eurovision song contest this is the only legitimate… ->
- Sometimes my mum asks if i put too much oil in a thing and like the answer is no but what she doesn't realise is th… https://t.co/73Jm2boBZ0 ->
- RT @spamnugget: Oh, hey.
Tweets for 2020-05-15
- RT @seanjonesqc: The trouble with having barristers wear face coverings in court is that 400 years from now we’ll still be wearing an ornat… ->
- RT @AyeshaASiddiqi: “Today in France it is simultaneously possible for a woman to be fined €165 for being in public with a face covering an… ->
- @daniel_barker basically the best thing about no one leaving our house is that my mum no longer buys that newspaper… https://t.co/3efWZ9HGTd in reply to daniel_barker ->