Tweets for 2018-11-25
- RT @BasicLitWoman: Ladies, this is just to say if he:
– ignores your texts
– doesn't follow you on social media
– is delicious
– can be sw… -> - @tambourine <3 in reply to tambourine ->
- Jam is the best ice cream topping ->
- RT @BasicLitWoman: Ladies, this is just to say if he:
Tweets for 2018-11-24
- I'm dressed like Lando and I turn on the tv and there is Star Wars like it knows ->
- @RockLordsRock I've got cloak sleeves in reply to RockLordsRock ->
- Anyway it turns out dressling like Lando is always the right choice because I went out tonight and a lady complimented my top ->
Tweets for 2018-11-23
- LOL got a thing that asks for a utility bill and I literally do not have any. They better take a bank statement… ->
- My mum has the harmonica out ->
- "You can get me a melodica in the black friday sales" ->
- RT @calvinstowell: she has a point https://t.co/rkkn0CXZcL ->
- @RockLordsRock Ok in reply to RockLordsRock ->
Tweets for 2018-11-20
- @sebpatrick This sounds like EXACTLY what I want from this kind of ridic film (although I'm waiting for it to be on freeview…) in reply to sebpatrick ->
Tweets for 2018-11-18
- @JamesHunt I am untroubled by the potential danger posed by zips on men's jeans that I might wear. What annoys me i… https://t.co/G7CNxJ0SiE in reply to JamesHunt ->
- RT @BBCWales: It's not every day you get a penguin checking you out!
#Dynasties tonight at 8.00pm @BBCOne Wales 🐧
Tweets for 2018-11-17
- I would like for the content of podcasts to get into my brain as quickly as just reading the text of it does. ->
- @RockLordsRock Is it mostly "remaining alive and with a roof over your head" plus "nerd stuff"? in reply to RockLordsRock ->
- RT @RobGMacfarlane: Word of the day: “DERP†– in urban exploration, slang/acronym for ‘Derelict & Ruined Places’; disused sites in the buil… ->
- @RockLordsRock There is always the "do I buy this in bulk to save money" vs "I will never eat that much of this thing and it will be wasted" in reply to RockLordsRock ->
- @RockLordsRock the only thing to buy in bulk is like… loo roll and cleaning products and then I guess…spreadsheet out yr week's meals? in reply to RockLordsRock ->
- @RockLordsRock also budget in an advent calendar in reply to RockLordsRock ->
- @RockLordsRock Nooo that is the worrrrrst. Also, when I've done that I've always forgotten vegetables in reply to RockLordsRock ->
- @RockLordsRock IT IS THAT YEAR in reply to RockLordsRock ->
- @RockLordsRock the little lego models go ON the tree in reply to RockLordsRock ->
- @RockLordsRock I mean, you have to have a nerd tree right? in reply to RockLordsRock ->
- RT @chrisphin: This is so cool! Person takes long exposure photo of themselves rock climbing while wearing LEDs. (From https://t.co/s8lK1K4… ->
- @RockLordsRock what are your thoughts on upside down christmas trees? in reply to RockLordsRock ->
- @RockLordsRock 😀 https://t.co/fnC6sHmNPs in reply to RockLordsRock ->
- Mum: Where are the hot dogs?
Me: …in the can that says "salsichas"?
Mum: I don't want to go out in the dark for b… https://t.co/gW3wpCQSq0 -> - RT @EricaFails: I'm not buying any of these "millenials are calling their moms about how to microwave a turkey" stories because
1. Y'all.… ->
- I mean, the turkey also usually has instructions on so ->
- Turns out gluten free mini yorkshire puddings go really well with hot dogs and potato ->
- RT @womensart1: Kate MccGwire, contemporary British sculptor who specializes in the medium of feathers #womensart https://t.co/ZcrS3sLklQ ->
- Anyway, the dude that looks like my cousin thought that I had had my hair done and no I just washed it and that is… https://t.co/3tZRiEkvg9 ->
- RT @PPathole: Computer Virus https://t.co/087BjjYOnG ->
- RT @DeletedWiki: List of deaths by cello ->
Tweets for 2018-11-15
- RT @SketchesbyBoze: Lord grant me the unearned confidence of Branwell Bronte, who accidentally set his bed on fire and thought he was a bet… ->
- Anyway it is the time of year where I don't want to do anything, but past me bought a ticket to Postmodern Jukebox… https://t.co/Qsx60IZ8B8 ->
- I mean, past me also got a ticket to a Rememberance concert that had Faure's and Rutter's Requiems and you know I don't like Rutter's one ->
- The best part about Rutter's requiem was the bit where we had the Islamic call to prayer but like that's not actual… https://t.co/7bqYgnUdwI ->
Tweets for 2018-11-13
- RT @jules_su: The cool thing about asking “Why are these kids doing a ‘sig heil’ salute?†is that you immediately get doxxed and @TwitterSu… ->
- RT @jules_su: Eight hours, about two dozen phone calls later… still waiting @TwitterSupport & @jack. https://t.co/tpjqmWK5t8 ->
- Today, the mushroom bolognese at work did not appear to have any mushrooms in and at Mass the priest compared the c… https://t.co/pYGcTIWRqY ->
- RT @zdarsky: I admire Ryan Reynolds for voicing Pikachu so he can make fun of himself for voicing Pikachu in Deadpool 3 ->
Tweets for 2018-11-12
- RT @bex_bambi: boys who message me on instagram because they’ve seen me on tinder are not GDPR compliant ->
Tweets for 2018-11-11
- The thing I remember mostly about Remembrance Sunday, is that my Dad would never join us at Mass – he would have go… https://t.co/gMvPyH8aiN ->
- Today though, my Mum has been thinking about how she's never made so many hot drinks before, because my Dad used to… https://t.co/Eonb4jJ0Eb in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- And like, ok, this would be fine if it was a regular mug, but like this is my Dad's mug on the left. https://t.co/cEbAnDfHf6 in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- And the only time he didn't drink tea was on Ash Wednesday and Good Friday and he'd be standing in the kitchen peer… https://t.co/mt021ZXOvJ in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @grrlinterrupted the RAF though like basically in a bunker underground looking at radar. Or uhhh volunteering to ha… https://t.co/nEjS3VwrV8 in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
- Anyway, tomorrow is my work's Diwali celebration which is always late because for some reason we always have a big… https://t.co/UU8a7kwWPl ->
- And basically all of us live to see her excited about the annual Diwali lunch and hear about her bridge-playing exploits. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- In other news, there are 3 Chinese takeaways within 3 miles of my house with "panda" in their name and like I am al… https://t.co/q1kSNyjjZM ->
- @AnnLarimer ikr in reply to AnnLarimer ->
- RT @SirEviscerate: SOME WHITE GUY IN LIKE THE 1300s: *eats food with spices for the first time* Holy fuck I will start wars and commit geno… ->