So the road on a big chunk of my journey home was closed and, since I don’t have a smart phone, I slapped my journey into some online route planner before I left work and just like… memorised the journey but now I’m once again thinking about how I know a lot of my colleagues don’t get how I can just remember??? the map??

I suppose I could have printed it out but I feel like there’s no point since I go home in the dark and how am I meant to consult a map while driving?

It’s one of those days where I am searching my council’s website to figure out which bin goes out

Right, I need to watch the rest of the last season of Father Brown

A Matter of Life and Death is on and of course I must watch it

I can smell a smell but what is it? It’s not me, it’s not the chair I’m sitting on, it’s not my orange and barley drink…

The difference between my attitude to Halloween and my manager’s fascinates me – I love it, and live the spooky life year round and she (and her kids) just don’t engage with it at all (her family extremely not into the spooky life).

I think about how one of the big differences between her Christianity and mine, is that mine loves a relic.

Food

I just ate instant garlic mash and omg i think this is the best instant mash I have ever had

Did I almost pay for domain renewal with my library card? Yes. Yes I did.

Anyway, I think I’m halfway through the film festival. Last night’s film was Fingernails and while it was good, I never want to see it again. #LFF #BFILondonFilmFestival

Turns out the fella from Bastille *is* as polite and nice as he appears on ye olde tiktok