Hilarious moment when I thought I might have just bought a ticket to a thing on the day before my cousin’s wedding, when I am due to be travelling to the place which then turned into “surely I need to take the afternoon off” before I consulted my almanac and it’s in fact one of the religious holidays that my work gives me the afternoon off for.

Phew.

Got to attend a monthly thing I go to tonight and just…super not feeling it.

But why are there fireworks now?

What is the deal with wedding ceremonies being at lunchtime and then the food at the reception isn’t until late afternoon?

What I really want to eat is something that has a walnut sauce

Feeling nostalgic for when original flavour Lucozade came in glass bottles wrapped in cellophane

Today my Mum mixed up AGM and MSG

I realise most of the rest of the world does being awake at ridic o’clock for motorsport for races, but ughhhhh it is not for me. Big struggles mood.

#FormulaE

It took me a while to realise but there is a spooky pyjamas season and a Star Wars pyjamas season and it is now definitely warm enough for Star Wars pyjamas time

Ohh the public vote is the bit I hate. It’s bad enough to see what music industry people think of them, but now regular people….

#Eurovision