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Tweets for 2014-12-26

  • RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Give me a blank table baby, and I'll
    INSERT INTO Boyfriends (Name)
    VALUES ('Your name'); ->
  • A Matter Of Life And Death is one of the best films ever ever ->
  • Inexplicable naked boy playing a pipe with a goat in this film tho ->
  • WRATH OF KHAN ON VIVA KLAXON ->
  • Star Trek really makes everything especially Christmassy feeling ->
  • @piratemoggy U sound a bit like my mum. in reply to piratemoggy ->
  • RT @InterestingLit: ‘Quaff-tide’ was an Elizabethan word meaning ‘the season for drinking’. ->
  • @VancityReynolds Traditionally it's when you put your most annoying relation in a box while they're sleeping off turkey & post them to Santa in reply to VancityReynolds ->
  • @piratemoggy So does my mum. I had lobster and duck and turkey and all manner of delights in the trolley and she's all "SAUSAGE ROLLLLLLLS" in reply to piratemoggy ->
  • SPOCK NO ->
  • @piratemoggy I have a duck wot was on sale in M&S for £10, a jar of marmalade & an orange. Magical things are gonna happen in the oven in reply to piratemoggy ->
  • @piratemoggy I go as far to say that it will be more amazing that Howard Stark & his vitaCap oven in reply to piratemoggy ->
  • @piratemoggy ikr? it's basically cos the local co-op didn't have cherry jam or it would have been cherry roast duck which is AMAZING in reply to piratemoggy ->
  • @piratemoggy i love beef wellington tho I always feel like I should be wearing wellies to eat it in reply to piratemoggy ->
  • UGH SPOCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS ->
  • UGH and Spock can't even see Kirk ->
  • I have too many feels from Spock straightening his uniform ->
  • Do you think Scotty and Spock used to jam together on bagpipes & vulcan lyre? ->
  • @piratemoggy I imagine that a cherry liqueur might work in the sauce but I shun the taste of alcohol. So. in reply to piratemoggy ->
  • SO right, Iron Man, Agents of SHIELD AND Avengers Assemble are all on pretty much simultaneously today? ->

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