Tweets for 2014-12-11
- RT @sesamestreet: Is it Thursday yet? http://t.co/8RNA0Z6RcV ->
- RT @aedison: [Dawkins leans out window.] "You there, boy, what day is it?" "It's Christmas Day, sir!" "No it's not. It is just a day. Faith… ->
- Just had to explain to my Auntie and Mum why the place we took their watches to be fixed was called "Watch Hospital" ->
- RT @lex_looper: The holocaust was legal, slavery was legal, segregation was legal.
If you use the state as a metric for ethics you'll end … ->
- @piratemoggy I want to think of it as being about Teletubby UBERcities in reply to piratemoggy ->
- RT @marcbernardin: Every episode of every Star Trek series EVER, Ranked, courtesy of @jhoffman. When we @playboy go nerd, we go hard: http:… ->
- My mum keeps talking about eating "Crips" ->
- RT @empiremagazine: Bad news, UK readers (who have Orange or EE mobile phones) – Orange Wednesdays 2-for-1 is over come February 25, 2015 h… ->
- RT @johnnypaige: 'looks a bit Ukip' – superb work, schoolkids http://t.co/8YksG7HO7M ->
- It's probably time to see who has the best phone deal for someone who only texts 5 times a week. ->
- I don't phone people. I don't use the internet on my phone. And out of those 5 texts, 3 are to my mum saying "k" ->
- @Hedgeypig HELL YES in reply to Hedgeypig ->
- RT @ftcreature: It's against Swiss law to keep guinea pigs alone. A service lets you rent a friend if needed http://t.co/H7EYYGFiPN http://… ->
- @tambourine but puns are like…. Kieron's religion in reply to tambourine ->