Tweets for 2015-06-10

@kakapojayne My mum wants to watch it. I'm hoping to distract her until it is out of cinemas and we'll see something else in reply to kakapojayne ->
At no point did I ever expect that I'd have to tell my mum not to give our phone number to strangers on the internet ->
some creepy looking white dude in his 50s has friended my mum on facebook, with only my aunt in malaysia as a mutual contact ->
Now, seeing as my aunt has only been to this country once & is unlikely to have met the dude? Basically he's going for chinese women ->
Diagnosis? Yellow fever. ->
RT @marykmac: Men shouldn't be allowed in labs. They get all emotional & scared when you cry & start trying to exclude you frm the whole seâ€¦ ->
Man. It's a good thing I was a sensible 15 year old when we got online back in the day. I was basically unsupervised online the whole time ->
You never think you have to tell a parent not to give out identifying personal information to POTENTIAL MURDERERS online. ->
Things that stopped me getting murdered by internet strangers: paranoia from too much X-Files & not believing other people existed ->
Well. Not "not believing" just thinking the whole of existence was super-improbable ->