April 4, 2013 – tweet tweet

On the other hand, my mum's car does have parking sensors, whereas in mine I rely on acute knowledge of how the car extends around me ->
@nikki Is she going up with there from wotsit from N*Sync so they can do a space duet? in reply to nikki ->
@bex_harvey @JarveyH @LAKett There is no way your bro is old enough to be getting married yet. NO WAY. in reply to bex_harvey ->
@bex_harvey @JarveyH @LAKett I mean, 5 minutes ago he wasn't old enough to go to the cinema on his own… in reply to bex_harvey ->
You know you're on to a good cover when a Snoop Dogg song sounds like "She'll be coming round the mountain" ->
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@auntyel High probability of your Dad watching LOTR again tonight ->
@DeathBoy 😀 in reply to DeathBoy ->
@NME None of this is that bad. You need to plunder the more murky depths of bandom I think… in reply to NME ->
@DeathBoy May I offer you tiny tiny horses in lieu of kittens? http://t.co/QgU1ArmICI in reply to DeathBoy ->
@KirstieBayb_ @vlavla "Barmy Vlarmy"? in reply to KirstieBayb_ ->
@nickmurftweets I almost live in London. Almost. Close enough that I'm going to make people come and see it with me. in reply to nickmurftweets ->
@david_whitney DAMNIT, Opera is the best. Augh in reply to david_whitney ->